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[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

This is the deregulated world that ape fans want to live in. One where they can choose to attend events where they can be horribly scarred for life if they want to.

[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago

Even as they woke up in the middle of the night with blinding eye pain, some attendees still praised the organizers for the event.

of course

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

some attendees still praised the organizers for the event.

Why doesn't that surprise me? doomer

[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 years ago

It has the same effect as sunlight

Imagine doing a light show that basically jams a laser pointer into someone's eye and strobes it for hours on end. President Xi, this happened on your turf. It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

yea and not just a regular laser pointer but a UV one. how tf does that happen

Hong Kong partygoers have experienced medical issues following exposure to improper UV lighting at an event before.

On Oct. 20, 2017, a number of attendees at a party thrown by streetwear brand HypeBeast reported painful burns and eye damage.

It was revealed by the events’ DJ on Oct. 26 that the contractor tasked with setting up lighting at the party had used a series of Philips TUV 30W G30 T8 light bulbs, which, according to Philip’s website, emit 12 watts of UV-C radiation, mainly used for disinfecting surfaces.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

But did anyone get sick?💁

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

L O L!! Those bulbs come standard in our industrial biosafety cabinets, and our company has us remove them because they are too dangerous. That's right my giant globe straddling biotechnology firm cares more about its employees.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Are the organisers still accepting NFTs as payment to set up other stages?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.

that's a bit harsh for something so funny.

give them a point for every NFT dork they harmed and take 1000 away for every venue worker. the balance can be the prison sentence in years if it's negative.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

what if dumb shit like this is in the special status agreement lmao

ah yeah i think Hong Kong gets to decide its health regulations

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

President Xi, this happened on your turf. It is your duty to find the folks that held this event and have them all executed.

Blinding a bunch of insufferable NFT cultists is pretty funny, so I think Xi should find them and give them a small jpeg of a medal.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

I had a religious experience seeing a jpeg of an ape in a nazi uniform drinking a slurp juice.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Only one? An ape can have multiple slurp juices

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Using decontamination level uv lights to make my teeth shine brighter

[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

I can't see my apes, are they gone?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

This rejuvenates the passion behind my decision to never leave my home.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Holy shit they gave themselves flash-burn. Hilarious.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This happened... this November? There are still ape guys? Really??? wtf

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

Only blinded ape guys now

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Fascists burning fascists. Cool.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Finally they will be able to see all the value the NFTs had

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

you're laughing?

their retinas are burned and you're laughing?

joker-troll

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

The tokens are non-fungible cause the creators explode your eyeballs so you cant recreate them from memory.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

underrated post

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Vaccinated?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

the china connection strikes again, the good dr san is innocent!

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Innovations in exit scamming. Microwave the bag holders! Brilliant!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The livestream was absolutely wild.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

these people really do innovate stupid

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Crackin' Halo 2 drop there real ForeHeads Hours going on now who up?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

And they told me sunglasses at night and in interiors was stupid....

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
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