that's not a conspiracy theory, adblock devs are aware of this and I think it was even discussed at the yt-dlp project as they are affected too.

Google don't hinder shit with my yt-dlp script and Jellyfin server.

When George Lucas was filming A New Hope he did not have the notion developed that Vader was actually Luke’s father, and that he only came up with it after the movie was released. There is no actual foreshadowing of this, no hints, and really nothing in A New Hope would even point to this possibility. To say Vader “killed your father” but to really mean “uhhhh I meant the ‘Vader’ persona metaphorically ‘killed’ the person your father was” is such a ridiculous stretch I just don’t get why more people don’t ever call this out. The much more straightforward explanation is that Lucas came up with the idea as a way to build up drama in the movies that followed, after A New Hope was already out.

I strongly suspect that Musk has found some near infinite money fugazzi, likely leveraging AI with crypto, while plundering Government coffers.

A pet schizoid head theory: Every time I have a weird thought about "what if I crashed here/drove into oncoming traffic/the boat I'm on sank/the plane I'm in crashed into another plane/hadn't avoided a near death experience" that my original timeline is split and that thing did happen and I died but I'm hopped into the timeline where it didn't happen and was just a thought. (It'd be kinda like SOMA where you can just see the glimmer of this concept at times)

Real theory that I can't prove: All of the US government (with a couple small outliers) is run by Israel and its proxies and christofascism is part of that plan. And this isn't an anti Jewish thing. I have nothing against Jews, I have everything against Israel. It's an "AIPAC runs both parties and works with others to ensure the downfall of the us continues along their approved course" thing.

Israel is a pedo escape haven.

youtube kinda made it known, but not officially. GOOGLES involvement with REDDIT is deeper than just search results. they are using thier AI for moderation and other services. hence thier sudden jump in the ability to massive amount of users at once. before people go shake off the bans by using accounts that they aged and not interact with subreddits they were banned in.

DNC/GOP complicit in epstein coverup, either through doing nothing or trying to hide it. DNc had access to files for a while, but they are extremely quiet on it because they some of thier members in the files, plus likely some israeli leaders that have been to islands too. outside of maybe 5ish congressmembers, the rest want the news to stop talking about it. they throw a bone here and there once in a while to prevent any inparty fighting.

also with the election in 2024, of dnc dont want to be accused of"rigging it, but they also dont want to do anything about it too.

I'm gonna sound so schizo, so bear with me:

My most paranoid suspision: History is false, this is a simulation. Humanity is long extinct and aliens have recreated a few humans in a test lab for shits and giggles.

Some lower-stakes suspicion: Okay maybe history isn't fake but someone tampered with my brain and deleted some memories, perhaps negative opinions I have about certain family members were altered to make me less hostile against them. Idk I just read about ECT and I got paranoia.

Or: Maybe my parents aren't my real parents... 👀

Google is munging results it sends to DDG and other filtering search engines

That nobody actually thought kids hiding under the desks would protect them from bombs. It was all a lie to try and reassure people