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Underarm hair is an even more embarrassing problem when it keeps biting off the top of the deodorant bottle.
(Pratchett, Soul Music)
Are you implying she shaves the snakes off her legs and arms or did you just assumed women don't grow body snakes? Guys, OP is super duper misogynistic. /s
Butthole snakes.....wohh
Ingrown nose snakes.
Who needs a buttplug when you have butthole snakes.
The snakes
Are eyebrow 🐍 dozens of super short snakes or one snake on each side?
Maybe she could move like a millipede thanks to the leg snakes.
I think medusas deaf. The cilia in your ear would be less effective if replaced by tiny snakes.
And imagine the constant hissing
Serpentinnitus
Yeah, tbh I hope she’s deaf, for her sake.
*her snake
If we're replacing cilia as well, the fact that respiratory cilia exists means she's probably got severe to fatal breathing problems too.
Damn. Maybe it’s unrealistic to have all your hair replaced with snakes.
FFS, can't we have anything!?
Omg.... were the snakes meant to replace ALL her hair? So... snake pubes?
Do snakes eat crabs?
They do... but then you get lobsters
Would be really convenient if they did and she wanted to slag around
I once had a run in with a chick who had a snake in her pants.
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Like this?
Aww cute
Danger noodle! <3
I don't like this.
there's that word again...
Don't worry, you're certainly not at any risk.
That sounds kinda cool. Possibly hot.
Also pubes
I could never go down on her, I'd just keep getting distracted by the cute snakes
Oh totally. And they're so tiny and delicate. If you accidentally bit one it would be a calamity
Does the carpet match the drapes
Don't forget about pubic hairs
I wondered how long it would take for that to come up.
"Your pretty face is going to hell" had this joke, but with armpit hair.
Those must be pit vipers.
Here have an upvote now getthefuckouttahere
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this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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