triple betrayal of Feng Yuxiang in 1926, 1929, and 1930

We're gonna need a better :fell-for-it-again-award:

eight inches 'look he may have sold out the people he sold out the people he sold us out for but that thing be swangin'

last defection was to the Japanese
died in 1940

A thing that should probably be mentioned with regards to Shi Yousan is that these are not entirely in order, because he betrayed Feng Yuxiang 3 non consecutive times.

A modern Alcibiades!

Military career

Allegiance

Athens (432–415 BC)
Sparta (415–412 BC)
Persia (412–411 BC)

Branch

Athenian military (432–415 BC)
Spartan army (415–412 BC)
Achaemenid military (412–411 BC)

He must have had a sick military uniform collection, but there were much better ways to acquire it.

"Eight inches"

Bastard of Three Fathers walked so Slave of Six Surnames could run.

That's such the worst way to flip flop. You want to get your time in with warlords or Japan first, flip to nationalists, then flip to communists, then you get to be a national hero.

i think i just learned about my new hero and he's dead so it's impossible to meet him and dispel the worship. lol

Real life Revolver Ocelot

8 inches

is that enough to make a heap