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That's rich coming from a bony, food-horking, air-breathing, water bag. You sound like someone who poops.
Definitely using that last one
Just make sure they don't have a colostomy bag.
At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber...
The last one is the best
"Hey, you there with the nose"
Interesting social test to see who turns around.
Fat people should be called "skinny" since they have more skin than a thin person.
Now this is a shower thought.
Hey, your epidermis is showing!
Ha ha! Epidermis means hair.
Um, no it doesn't
I think they were making a Simpsons reference.
I'll eat the downvotes. I quit watching the Simpsons around season 3.
considering it's a season 4 reference, you're excused. now start watching the 8 other good seasons and catch up
How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.
Flat-faced hairless caudally challenged sweat factory
i use "fartbutt" and "assbutt" all the time to similar effect. what you mean you don't fart out your butt? your ass ain't a butt?
You should be more careful you jizz cock! You could have had my legs off you piss kidney!
wait that last one
"Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."
―HK-47
My meatbag - Denzel Washington, Training Day
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think? Isn't there a song somewhere on YT about words that aren't technically slurs that makes that point?
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think?
Oh, definitely! I’m half European and half Arabian and living in Europe. Back in my teenage days, when having a huge conflict at school. I would shout “ibn” which just means “son”. Shout it in the right tone when angry and people will think it is some huge insult.
What if it's a ghoul saying that
Found the smoothskin.
All these multicellular whippersnappers. Back in my day we had one cell and didn’t complain
I use "Your face smells like a foot" from Adventure Time
Why would it feel like a huge insult? Maybe to you lol
You with the sentience.
Bloody tetrapod.
Hey that’s not blood it’s hemolymph. And I’m an arthropod
Go back to the ocean, you fish with legs! We got here first.
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2026
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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