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You know what? Fuck it! GIVE ME THE GMO SALT!
(thelemmy.club)
Here you go
lmao pokemon really ran out of ideas huh
minecraft looking ass salt pokemon
There's always a couple of Pokémon that aren't the best design
But, my boy Nacle is a damn good rock-type
I'm just talking shit, i love every pokemon tbh
Same
Even Luvdisc
NO. SPIT. BAD.
Patent pending, motherfuckers wanna patent NaCl
Capitalist really do be pilliging nature to slap on a patent
First step, bring the salt to life so it's an organism
not that this isn't absurd, but i think most table salt also includes anti-caking agents.
most common ones are inorganic, but apparently there are a lot of choices includ cellulose.
This was my suspicion too. Their page and Amazon (illegally) suggest salt is the only ingredient, but the Walmart listing show it contains Sodium ferrocyanide.
My own safety concerns aside (this stuff literally degrades into (a small, but not insignificant amount of) deadly hydrogen cyanide gas in your stomach), it is made purely of mined and petro-derived chemicals. No organic production method is used these days.
So aye, it seems the 'non-GMO' is in fact meaningless in this case.
This is chemical-free sodium chloride, my friend.
One must imagine genes salty
will gmo salt be saltier or will the grains be bigger
This isn't a joke, if you turn that bottle it says "product of Israel".
There’s no laws against genetically modifying the salt, Batman!
Excuse me, was this salt pasture-raised?
Something something, obelisk. ...We also have a lower-sodium variety.
Gemetically Modified Orgasmism
(Me not word person, only know 12 word)
what's the twelfth word?
Marxism
Idk apparently I can't count either when I'm tired as hell
how did they patent a salt shaker what
Well, to be fair, they haven't yet because the patent was, at least at the time the shaker was manufactured, not yet patented.
Patented salt? Gandhi will hear about this.
this post was submitted on 18 Feb 2026
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