Stage 1: Metaphoric cleansing. The AI identifies unconventional metaphors or visceral imagery as "noise" because they deviate from the training set's mean. It replaces them with dead, safe clichés, stripping the text of its emotional and sensory "friction."

This makes me grateful for my neurodiversity. Off-the-cuff metaphors aren't only more creative, they tend to make a stronger impact on the listener/reader (in my experience.)

Stage 2: Lexical flattening. Domain-specific jargon and high-precision technical terms are sacrificed for "accessibility." The model performs a statistical substitution, replacing a 1-of-10,000 token with a 1-of-100 synonym, effectively diluting the semantic density and specific gravity of the argument.

Meanwhile, human writers who want to reach a broader audience understand that providing a brief explanation of novel terms not only helps communicate their messages more successfully, but actually educates readers.

Stage 3: Structural collapse. The logical flow – originally built on complex, non-linear reasoning – is forced into a predictable, low-perplexity template. Subtext and nuance are ablated to ensure the output satisfies a "standardized" readability score, leaving behind a syntactically perfect but intellectually void shell.

Like making a TikTok to describe a documentary. This is all just sad, and reminds me of how low literacy rates are now.

If they wanted, they could just turn a knob to have it spit out “tail data” more often.