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[-] chosensilence@pawb.social 321 points 6 days ago

i haven't been to Mexico since i was four. i don't speak Spanish. this would wreck my life!

awww, yeah? so now that you're being directly impacted by Trump's policies they've gone too far? could this have been avoided by not supporting a fascist perhaps? hmm..

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 111 points 5 days ago

They think they're special and they can do anything they want because they're republican.

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

What do you MEAN I'm out of the in-group? I was in the in-group.

For those smarter among us, this is why we want laws that apply fairly to everyone.

I don't want a world where crimes are expected, and you just have to continually manage whose good graces you're in in order to survive.

You'd think billionaires of the 1990s would agree, but they can 10x their money if they just avoid falling out of windows.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 5 days ago

How was he supposed to know that ALL THE IMMIGRANTS would include him?!

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

Bold of him to assume they'd send him back to Mexico and not to Sudan or whereverthefuck they're disappearing people to

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 20 points 5 days ago

He openly admits that he doesn't actually know anything about the people he's voting for, and just votes for anyone who represents the republican party. He doesn't even know if he actually voted for Trump or not he just "suspects" that he probably did. This probably means he also doesn't bother to actually pay any attention to any of the policies of the republican party.

He just coasted through life without paying any attention or ever engaging in his brain. He's the reason that manufacturers had to start putting "don't drink bleach" warnings on bleach.

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[-] Jhex@lemmy.world 62 points 5 days ago

“I haven’t seen Mexico since I was four,” Ceballos said. “I don’t speak Spanish anymore. If I get deported, it would wreck my life.”

Oh no!... hahahahahahahaha get fucked your racist piece of shit

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[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 94 points 5 days ago

If I get deported, it would wreck my life.

He was all for it when it was wrecking someone else's life.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago

He should go to Mexico and get a decent education because the US clearly did not teach him some basic ass fundamentals in civics and general comprehension.

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[-] 87Six@lemmy.zip 60 points 5 days ago

The SS went after the original Hitler loyalists first

[-] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 days ago
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 136 points 6 days ago

It's difficult to understand how a permanent resident would think he's a citizen and therefore eligible to vote.

I'm also questioning why the state of Kansas didn't verify his voter registration in any way.

[-] spinne@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 days ago

Right? What happened in his civics/U.S. government classes, he just thought the voting rules didn't apply to him? All the other people who moved to the States from Mexico by the time they were four, yes, just not him.

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Some states allow non citizens to vote in non federal elections. I don't know the rules for Kentucky.

Apparently neither does he.

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[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 82 points 5 days ago

He says:

I always loved Trump, this is unfair

That just shows how these idiots think. His opinion on Trump and his legal position regarding citizenship are in fact completely separate. But they don't see this.

They think along the lines of "The state shouldn't punish me, I am on the right side". That's the sort of underlying mental model of the world they have. It's unfathomable.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 23 points 5 days ago

Us vs them. Nothing else computes for them. Your actions don't matter.

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago
[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 103 points 5 days ago

"This is unfair," says man who suddenly experiences actual fairness for the first time.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago
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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 59 points 5 days ago

I do not understand the cult of personality around Donald Trump he's the least appealing looking human who has ever existed, surely they could have found a more attractive cult leader. Most cults do.

Also how do you manage to get into politics and simultaneously be completely politically inept? You just get a free pass in the US if you just turn up?

[-] FatVegan@leminal.space 28 points 5 days ago

That's what gets me too. America has always been in a weird place where they blindly worship everyone famous. And they treat politics like a sport. So it's not surprising that some guy rolls around selling them monorails. But i expected that guy to look like george Clooney and the charisma or Vince McMahon or something.

But instead they get ripped off by the dumbest, absolutely vile looking and provably smelling human being i couldn't even imagine. He looks and acts like someone that a scientist had to invent in a lab. He is the villain from an Austin powers movie.

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[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 days ago
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[-] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 41 points 5 days ago

The sheer stupidity of this guy. He wants position, image and power, at the expense of (checking notes), people just like him.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 82 points 6 days ago

Hahahahahaha. This is just the best. Newsflash "Leopard dies from overeating"

[-] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 50 points 5 days ago
[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 71 points 5 days ago

The only moral illegal immigration is my illegal immigration!

-GOPniks

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 55 points 5 days ago

The common theme is people who think they're the in-crowd bullying outsiders, discovering that no, they were never in the in-crowd, the in-crowd just told them they were for as long as it was convenient.

If you're even slightly any category of minority, and you vote Republican thinking that they'll count you as one of their own, then you've not paid attention in history class.

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[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago

Ceballos also acknowledged that he “probably” voted for Kobach and former president Donald Trump several times because he automatically selects the candidates with an “R” beside their names.

Absolute fucking numpty here.

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[-] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 24 points 5 days ago

After 50 years on a green card, he never applied for citizenship?!

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I guess this question supports the theory that he never knew the difference between the two.

It's depressing to think someone could be so misinformed.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 12 points 5 days ago

Apparently he's been illegally voting the whole time, so it never made a difference to him.

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[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 53 points 5 days ago

Aside from the main point of the article, how the fuck does it happen that someone votes since 1991 even though he's not eligible?

Does no one check that? Where I live, they have a list of people who can come to a vote in that specific region and unless you can present an official ID proving you're that person, you can't vote.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 44 points 5 days ago

Every accusation is an admission with Republicans

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[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago
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[-] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 31 points 5 days ago

He may not be the dumbest fucking idiot on the planet. However he ought to pray very hard that person doesn’t die.

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[-] unabart@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 days ago

ENJOY EL SALVADOR, BITCH! May the leopards leave a clean, smiling skull.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

The problem is that a 54-year old Kansas mayor is somehow technically not a citizen, after living here for decades.

That makes no sense.

He shouldn't have voted, and should have known not to, but he didn't expect this because he's stuck in a system that's been screwed up for decades. One that Congress won't reform precisely to leverage it as a wedge issue like this. And now that debt has come due.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 23 points 5 days ago

Somehow an elected government official doesn’t know a really basic law.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago

Oh nooooo........anyways.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

I read the comments. Its hard to spot but you can just make out the republicans. /s

I know you’re a democrat and thus don’t care about holding dems to account, but don’t think that republicans are equally lawless.

[-] Beero@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fuckin ridiculous trash, Dems are the only ones who resign in shame after almost any scandal. Republicans have no shame it's why they never resign after a scandal, unless they're caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

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[-] elleplaster@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago

How did he get a ballot if he's not eligible to vote? At least in my state, you have to sign the voter register that has your name pre-printed. I suppose Kansas is different.

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