Don't do kids, drugs!

MAGA is bad for your health.

Ricky Martin on his pro wrestler arc…

Kid Rock on his raisin arc

I didn't know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.

Kid Rock looks like he's waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.

Meth diet vs Caribbean/Puerto Rican diet.

Living life crazy vs Living life as a crazy person

Wow, Kid Rock is only 55

Hate ages you worse than any other drug!

Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.

Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.

Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That's teen idol stuff.

Kid Rock, well, he's just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn't broken into the music industry he'd be an incel.

I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.

Examples:

See me cruisin' in my Caddy

Hoes, they like to call me daddy

Cool, when I'm stylin'

Just rollin' on the island

Now just in case I pack heat

Keep a case of brew in my backseat

Got a pocket full of cash, hey

Got a fatty in my ashtray

Also this lyric:

Can't call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)

Young ladies, young ladies

I like 'em underage, see

Some say that's statutory

But I say it's mandatory

Very wholesome and normal.

Drugs and alcohol can fry your brains.

You mean skid rock?

That's Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.

That's what several shitty American beers a day will do to you.

I was just telling my wife this morning that Ricky Martin looks SO GOOD - WHAT A FREAKIN' HUNK!!!

This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying "my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake"

Kid rock looks like the brother of the my pillow freak.

Kid’s performance of dancing pathetically on that stage all alone looked like a reject at his own party he paid a total of 75$ to throw.

Even if Ricky Martin looked like aging milk left out in the sun in Arizona. I would still choose Ricky Martin.

He looks... melty...

Living la vida loca

When Ricky came on, the wind began to blow.

Can Kid Rock summon the wind? That shitbag is lucky to summon a fart.

Kid Rock looks like Dr. (Mr?) Phil in a greasy wig with somehow worse facial hair.

Fuck 'em both.

We sure it's the same guy?

I thought staying skinny while on meth was part of the deal.

I am a hetero male. No homo. But I have a thing for Ricky Martin. Again, no homo.

Kid Rock turned into Meth Rock

Kid Rock was born in January 1971 and Ricky Martin in December 1971. The difference in these roughly 11 months apparently means either looking like a rotting corpse pulled from a dumpster or like a fit latino daddy.