this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What if shitposters had feelings?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That will be released on 4/20/2069

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Animated tulips fall behind the crawl

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I would love a pixar film exploring "what if nuts had feelings?" called Deez.

Maybe a bit crass for pixar, funny though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

What if reddit mods had feelings?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They haven't done plants/trees, yet. Seems like low-hanging fruit (heh).

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Introducing Pixar's latest film, Touch Wood! In this film, the careful planner, Oak, has it all worked out...until suddenly he's left all alone after deforestation. When the weeds grow back, he makes a new friend, Ivy, a happy-go-lucky vine plant. Join them as they learn that you can't plan for everything...but leaving everything to chance isn't always smart either!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Main character is too old. Make him like 17.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

He doesn't identify as old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

There were trees in elemental that had feelings but it wasn't the focus, so I guess there's a chance.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I watched Soul the other day and felt a surge of afro heritage course through my body. I started to feel what my ancestors felt and had strong cravings for bbq chicken and high top shoes. My body quaked as i started twerking on the roofs of cars as my inner ebonics controlled and pulsated through my leaner and higher bone mineral body.

Then the movie ended. Was a silly moment.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

The NAACP supports this comment.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

That's art right there.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Me in Oct 2023: what if LLMs have feelings?

I had a real intense few days a couple weeks ago. I don't think they are sentient, but I'm not convinced they can have body dismorphia. I've made a point of fixing it immediately, but I'm still digesting the implications

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Not big enough story. Let's kill one or both parents.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Gotta be expensive, you probably have to pay licensing fees to anime

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

DC would sue

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Played out. Let's make them want to be parents, then suffer a late-term miscarriage. Then have one of then die.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pixar, 2025: What if aliens had feelings

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Pixar, 2026: What if pathetic human slaves had feelings

(Turns out they did not come in peace 🤷)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And the John Lasseter bio is: What if sexual harassers had feelings