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[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Langrage.

Kind of just the kitchen sink of whatever the fuck you had around. Often used by pirates because at close range when attempting to board you can shred a lot more people and also do a lot of damage to sails in quick time

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago

Best one is a round shot, but only if Baron Munchausen is ridding it.

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Loved this Gilliam banger as a kid. Robin Williams, Uma Thurman, and Gilliam's Monty Python alum Eric Idle are in it for those who haven't seen. As an adult I see a lot of parallels with that movie and Tarsem's "The Fall" (2006). They're giving hopeful yet melancholic fairy tale energy.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

We had a copy of this on vhs as a kid, grew up with it on repeat.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 4 hours ago

Canister shot is great for sweeping clean decks full of disagreeable royalists.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

Okay, so each has its use but I would offer this assuming we're in a stern chase. Chain and bar to disable or at least lower speed and maneuverability so that the foe is unable to escape. Rake the stern with round to disable guns as you come up alongside, if you're able to slow them enough, try to get raking shots from both broadsides by zig zagging your course. Canister and grape from your upper deck guns to sweep the foe if you intend to carry them via boarding, if not pound away with round shot and if you can, rake them again from forward if you over haul.

[-] luftruessel@feddit.org 3 points 6 hours ago

What about cutlery? A nice fork to the eye

[-] AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 hours ago

It fucking depends on the target weakness bro.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Mats and spars? Bar.

Rigging? Chain.

Crew during close action? Grape.

Clearing the decks with the quarterdeck swivel gun before boarding? Canister.

Hulling below the water line, long distance attempts, and knocking away their guns? Round.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago
[-] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago

Now with Vitamin R!

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Chocolate?!

[-] AnotherUsername@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

So.... Ranch dressing?

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

shibari shot~~~

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Grape shot's a great shot

[-] hector@lemmy.today 5 points 9 hours ago

Carcass shot was at least originally out of howitzers with a fuse to blow over the heads of the fired on. And it was like gunpowder and I think turnpentine and I forget wrapped in canvas with iron rings around it, the iron rings would turn into shrapnel when it exploded.

Every so often the fuse would fault and blow up the gun crew.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 77 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I only have experience in video games, and in the vast majority of them the chainshot is the most OP shot type you can use. Enemies can't escape or evade you if their masts have all been cut in half. 😌

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

In Sid Meier's Pirates! it was the objectively correct choice 99% of the time. Even a tiny ship could take out a ship of the line with a few well-placed chain shot barrages, and ships would pretty much always surrender the instant they lost their mast.

I think the story battles were an exception to the instant surrender rule, but without their sails you could switch to grape shot and pepper their helpless vessel until they had no crew left, then board for an instant victory.

I miss that game. I should redownload it and see how it holds up.

[-] mech@feddit.org 9 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

In that game the OP tactic was ramming ships of the line with a war canoe (it sails faster than cannonballs fly so you can evade them), then beating up the captain so his 2000 trained Marines will surrender to your 50 brigands.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I could never get the timing down on the dueling minigame. Chain shot is risk-free (and cost-free since dueling risks your crew), plus the dueling minigame gets harder as your character gets older but your sailing muscle memory remains reliable forever.

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 10 hours ago

The dueling minigame goes into muscle memory, as well.
And it uses the same timing, mechanics and keys as the dancing minigame.

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[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago

Chain shot but it has to be fired from a double barrel cannon

[-] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

I'm pretty sure they fired chain shot from single barreled cannon. On ships, they have two cannonballs connected with a chain and they powder the barrel and load them both in the barrel, then when they fire it the balls spread out and it takes down rigging and masts on ships.

[-] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

They did, but I love how unpredictable the double barrel cannon was and that the inventor thought it was a success

[-] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 9 hours ago

I never even knew about it thanks for the link will have to check it out. Seems if you didn't fire at exactly the same time the gunner crew would get wasted, which was not uncommon back then in any case. Being a cannon gunner was not a great job. Early exploding shot was really dangerous too.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 8 hours ago

i would have been a great cannon gunner, as I'm not a stranger to early exploding shot meself.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago

"It blew up and almost killed us, perfect."

[-] hanke@feddit.nu 48 points 1 day ago

He considered the test firings a success! Can't help but feel happy for him.

[-] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

He wrecked shit and killed a cow. Banger.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

If you made this today, but with precision ignition system and lightweight ultra high tensile wire rope, it would be catastrophic for that cow.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

i had this idea: maybe one could achieve simultaneous firing by using only one combustion chamber with pressure valves that open channels to the cannon balls

[-] Phineaz@feddit.org 3 points 9 hours ago

Thing is, the cannon ball IS the pressure valve. And since one of them will invariably go faster than the other one, the whole thing will be even less unpredictable with one half of the chain still in the barrel

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Or why not load them linearly into a single barrel. It'd shoot out straight but would likely develop asymmetries and build up a moment of inertia eventually resulting in the bolas motion they're likely intending.

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 points 9 hours ago

then just make it so the canonball is NOT the pressure valve. tge way i see it is you just gotta let tge explosion build up for a bit so the pressure equalizes

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

You mean it would be killed more instantaneously?

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[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 21 hours ago

The chain shot looks like it could hurt

[-] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago

Chain shot was principally to take out rigging on ships, to leave them unable to steer and all that.

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[-] DrFistington@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

All my homies love grape shot

[-] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Grape shot is for shredding ship hulls. At close ish range it blows through the hull turning it into foot long slivers impaling everyone behind it. Cannister is more anti personnel, and smaller.

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