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[–] 81 points 7 months ago* (13 children)

I only have experience in video games, and in the vast majority of them the chainshot is the most OP shot type you can use. Enemies can't escape or evade you if their masts have all been cut in half. 😌

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago* (3 children)

    In Sid Meier's Pirates! it was the objectively correct choice 99% of the time. Even a tiny ship could take out a ship of the line with a few well-placed chain shot barrages, and ships would pretty much always surrender the instant they lost their mast.

    I think the story battles were an exception to the instant surrender rule, but without their sails you could switch to grape shot and pepper their helpless vessel until they had no crew left, then board for an instant victory.

    I miss that game. I should redownload it and see how it holds up.

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    [–] 64 points 7 months ago (18 children)

    Chain shot but it has to be fired from a double barrel cannon

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    [–] 24 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    All my homies love grape shot

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago*

    Grape shot is for shredding ship hulls. At close ish range it blows through the hull turning it into foot long slivers impaling everyone behind it. Cannister is more anti personnel, and smaller.

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    [–] 23 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I gotta go with round shot.

    it really says “fuck you and your boat, I don’t even want to steal it from you”

    Carcass is cool too I guess. But it’s no 6” hole punched through the hull. 

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    [–] 19 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    It fucking depends on the target weakness bro.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Mats and spars? Bar.

    Rigging? Chain.

    Crew during close action? Grape.

    Clearing the decks with the quarterdeck swivel gun before boarding? Canister.

    Hulling below the water line, long distance attempts, and knocking away their guns? Round.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago (6 children)
    [–] 16 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    bar shot, because it also implies the existence of giants with piercings

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    [–] 12 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Carcass shot. Who doesn't enjoy a little incendiary cannon shot?

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    [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    The chain shot looks like it could hurt

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Canister shot all the way. Imagine having to charge a cannon position firing this stuff?

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    Cross their T and rake the decks with grape shot!

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  • [–] 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Best one is a round shot, but only if Baron Munchausen is ridding it.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I came here for the drink damnit. I want something that does this

    Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

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    [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    I didn't know they had Pepsi when these were used....

    https://youtu.be/fZJNsDagK2g

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    shibari shot~~~

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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    [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Canister shot.

    I thought of something else when I saw the grape shot.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Can someone make an copy of this but bar shot is clearly a nipple peircing.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Don't forget Hot Shot (heated shot).

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    [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Carcass shot was at least originally out of howitzers with a fuse to blow over the heads of the fired on. And it was like gunpowder and I think turnpentine and I forget wrapped in canvas with iron rings around it, the iron rings would turn into shrapnel when it exploded.

    Every so often the fuse would fault and blow up the gun crew.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Okay, so each has its use but I would offer this assuming we're in a stern chase. Chain and bar to disable or at least lower speed and maneuverability so that the foe is unable to escape. Rake the stern with round to disable guns as you come up alongside, if you're able to slow them enough, try to get raking shots from both broadsides by zig zagging your course. Canister and grape from your upper deck guns to sweep the foe if you intend to carry them via boarding, if not pound away with round shot and if you can, rake them again from forward if you over haul.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Canister shot is great for sweeping clean decks full of disagreeable royalists.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Langrage.

    Kind of just the kitchen sink of whatever the fuck you had around. Often used by pirates because at close range when attempting to board you can shred a lot more people and also do a lot of damage to sails in quick time

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