pffft i hope its painful you piece of shit. nothin to be done about it now... damage has been done.

bastard has directly caused the pain and suffering of hundreds of millions of people over decades.

Dick Cheney lived 10 years without a heart. I am not celebrating just yet.

Oh no. I hope it’s something serious.

finally, some good fucking news.

“He is in regular contact with his staff and looks forward to returning to Senate business.”

Just fucking retire, you despicable old cunt.

McConnell, the Senate’s third-oldest member,

WHAT?!? There's 2 senators older than him.

He plans to retire from Congress when his current term concludes in January 2027.

He wont live that long

Oh man. Is one of my reserve bottles getting popped soon?

To those putting on their dancing shoes... there's no point. He already did all the damage. Short of going back in time nothing will fix what he's done. Unfortunately.

I wouldn't get your hopes up just yet. Some turtles can easily live for over a hundred years.

It's a shame he'll age out before the guillotines could get built.

Why is he still clinging to the vestiges of his power and not resting at home? These people are fucking pathological.

Suffer, you degenerate piece of shit.

Feel every second of pain and agony that you deserve.

Also, .

Fuck this guy. Fuck everything he's ever done. I hope he rests in piss. Representative of one of the most impoverished states in America, married to a billionaire, shit his pants before Trump made it cool.

This vile ghoul ushered in the death of America by breaking key covenants in governance, and while he's vaguely expressed some sort of remorse since over the years, there will be no forgiveness or peace for him on his deathbed. He will only be hailed by a cabal of grinning sycophants encircling his frail shell, chanting "you made this all possible" as they lean in to devour his rotting carcass. Thanks for nothing, Mitch.

As someone who isn't even from or in the US: may he soon rest in piss, the absolute cunt.

Here's hoping for the Republican rule of 3

Imagine a world where mcconnell votes to convict trump in 2020 and gets some other senators to join him

May he truly understand how awful he was before he bites it.

I hope he has a visceral fear of going to hell because of his actions. The least we can wish for.

I hope you die slowly and painfully Mitch

This motherfucker ushered in Trump and his fascist regime. May he rest in piss.

Die painfully, reptile.

It's looking like I'll have to plan the start of my pissing on graves tour soon.

I hope it hurts when he dies

Is he dead yet?

Edit: i love how we're all on the same page here. may he die soon. and painfully.

I'd like to remind everyone here that, while he was laying the groundwork for the current political climate of the U.S., he had 3 daughters and two wives. He's old enough that the upper part of his left leg is paralyzed due to polio.

We are seeing a resurgence of measles, thanks to men like this — who got to live full lives while fucking us all over. Who knows, maybe we'll see one for polio!

Cheer for his death if you must, he has already won.

“I have never wished anyone dead, but I have read some obituaries with great relish.”

The former Senate majority leader missed crucial Senate votes on Monday and Tuesday, Politico reported.

At least there's that

I assume he's at the marine biology hospital? Well, I'm sure he'll be coming out of his shell soon - one way or the other.

I hope he suffers.

No one did as much as Turtle McTraitor did to make the United States a fascist nation.

I have despised this guy for decades, what a nasty piece of work.

GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT MITCH