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bozos (thelemmy.club)
submitted 2 months ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/mop@quokk.au
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[-] NGram@piefed.ca 17 points 2 months ago

What is that woman's pose though? It looks like she was about to knee him in the groin but was interrupted by someone trying to take their picture.

[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Money can't buy you class. A guillotine would look much better on him.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Hello, Jeff Bezos here. Happy to answer questions about my shirt. So:

Yes, I am heterosexual. Very much so. I am very muscular and I drive a humongous truck. I own a ranch in Texas and my wife is a feminine woman, which is the kind of women I love, as a straight man. Nothing wrong about being gay of course BUT I AM NOT GAY. It should be obvious but I like to make it clear. I like guns and trucks and women, and I am heterosexual. Maybe I already mentioned it. I hope this clears any confusion about my sexuality. I mean, my shirt.

[-] lolo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

I'm sure she likes him for his personality (lie)

[-] BarticusR@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

So, tell me Mrs Bezos, what first drew you to the billionaire Jeff Bezos?

[-] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

The tuck on that shirt is too straight and flat... Is this one of those adult onsies that buttons together underneath?

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Becomes fabulously wealthy.

Marries bridge troll.

Money can't buy class y'all.

[-] bunkyprewster@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

When do ya think he started taking the testosterone?

[-] 0x0@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Same time as elol got his hair transplant

[-] shoki@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What is so special about his shirt? Am I missing something?

[-] kalessin@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They price the shirt based on how complicated the pattern is.

[-] Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

I'm way out of my area of knowledge here. Places like Indonesia have very complex batik patterns and not designer prices. I know he would have tailored, so that side, what is different here?

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