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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

They would never be this clever

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

I definitely believe this could be happening

[-] HobbitFoot 9 points 3 days ago

I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says "It's Morbin' Time!"

[-] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

I thought this was a real headline.

[-] curbstickle@anarchist.nexus 5 points 2 days ago

I'm not convinced it isn't.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Once again onion your stories are totally believable.

[-] clav64@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

The best satire is the one that could be true.

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2026

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