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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

C'mon, I still have a landlord! At least make your fanfic somewhat believable.

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Xi Van Fleet is quite the name

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

Chinese Led Zeppelin tribute band

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Imagining a whole fleet of airbrushed vans with really intricate artwork, like the fancy wizards and such, except with communist propaganda poster art of Xi working for the people.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

Lady, they won’t make an exception for you when they start the camp transports.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

Dear god and all the archangels please make this happen.

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is it because of taxes and rent control and minimum wage? are those the evil things that are going to turn america into Red China?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

No it's the wokism and the wokists, which are the exact same as the cultural revolution.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I haven't read the book but this is probably something it says

As a child, I was a participant in dozens of struggle sessions, where large groups were made to scream at one person who had allegedly committed a crime like corruption. This is exactly what happens every day on Twitter, and only the Republicans can save us from it.

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Somethingsomething woke hei

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

This is like those moments where foreign press interview Chinese migrants and they say things like, "Xi's become oppressive and it's hard on small businesses."

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

"Look what he did to my parents' precious egg monopoly!"

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How politically illiterate do you have to be to actually think that.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

She's not stupid, she's a gusana with a grift.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

1.4 billion people living in China... "A survivors warning"

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Ok, but who will be the Mao of this new communist US? Joe Biden? He couldn't mandate backyard steel production if his life depended on it.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I would not bother trying to kill sparrows for Biden.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Boy could my dad smelt pig steel in the backyard

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

I already don't care about dying and living in the US is a fucking nightmare where everything is continuously getting worse. The idea of China coming through and somehow making things worse and more insane seems laughable. Like what could they possibly do? I already don't like being alive here.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

The Maoist uprising against the small business tyrants was the most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, leading to almost totally equal redistribution of cheeseburgers amongst the precariat

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a survivor's warning

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

That propaganda mightve worked 50 years ago 😂

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

That's a bangin' cover. I low-key wanna buy it when it's in a thrift store, hollow it out, and put Mao's little red book inside the cavity.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This is ridiculous beyond all comprehension. But I wish this alternative reality to be true.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Why are there so many Chinese and Russian propaganda instances? I know it's free speech and all that, but it's a pain in the arse having to keep blocking them all.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

I don’t know how you manage not to drown in the shower

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Just use Reddit bro. Your worldview will be safe there.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

The past 100 years the US has been in non-stop wars directly and countless of proxy wars trying to dictate the world order. Yet China and Russian propaganda is what you're worried about.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Everything I disagree with is enemy propaganda. I am an intelligent, emotionally mature internet user.

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