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How does one debug a tablet
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You make friends with those whimsical ants right now, buster
Is that you Todd? I know I was desperate and it was a free tablet, but this isn't what I had in mind when I asked if it runs well and you said it just works. Plz help. My fingers keep getting bitten and there's smeared blood everywhere. GOD WHHHYY
I think you may be confused, if it's clear and has ants inside it's possible that your tablet may in fact be an ant farm.
Don't worry, it's pretty easy to tell which is which: there are things like a CPU, flash storage and most likely a camera module inside a tablet. If your tablet doesn't have those and instead just has more ants, then it's probably an ant farm.
Lure them out with honeypot posts
Heath McIvor (In his persona of Randy Feltface) did an entire comedy special about how humiliating it is to be a fully grown adult with ants in his car, it goes through his entire childhood, adolescence, his start in comedy and relates it all to the fact that he can't get rid of the fucking ants.
back when i was learning cuneiform we had a special brush for debugging the clay tablets
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