Bidet - don't need any fancy standalone appliance, just a $50 nozzle that goes under the toilet seat and plugs into the water hose. Haven't paid a penny for toilet paper in 6 years.
I mean. When I had a bidet I still used paper to dry off, just less of it
I call toilet paper "quality control" now.
You just walk around with a wet asshole? That sounds uncomfortable.
You'd think so! right? But instead it is the idea of smearing shit on your ass with your fingers and a piece of paper that now sounds uncomfortable to me. This is the "completely changed your life" element of it. I've been using paper for decades no problem, but now I hate pooping outside of home because there is no bidet there. Beware!
I still use a bit of toilet paper to dry off and as a make-sure
Do some research man, you let the dog lick it until it's dry enough. If not, clap them cheeks dry.
Maybe they have a fancy bidet with a blower? Or they horded toilet paper during COVID and are working through the surplus? You do pretty much have to dry somehow, but the amount of TP needed to dry a wet asshole is significantly less than cleaning a shitty asshole.
Here to second bidet.
I still dry with toilet paper tho
the fact that this is not the norm around the world is crazy to me
I think it's predominant
I came here to say heated bidet lol. Almost as cheap as the base version, almost as easy to install. Buy one, it's worth it.
You definitely still need to wipe to be properly clean. Not only is it possible to miss spots with a bidet for uh ... messier movements, but the water retains some particles. You're not using soap, and water will not perfectly remove everything.
The tell is in the smell. If your ass still smells like an ass, it's not fully clean.
A cheap Jeweler's loupe from Amazon. It's like a high magnification magnifying glass with a LED light built into it. I initially bought it to inspect my kitchen knives when I sharpen them, but it's been useful for inspecting soldering work and other random little things.
Others have mentioned a powerbank and one of those multiport USB chargers. I'd second those as well, tho I guess they both can climb in price depending on if you need a lot of power capacity.
USB rechargeable headlamp for probably about 10 bucks. I use it all the time for crafting stuff to see better without having to turn on the big lights.
USB light board for about $7. For decorating my journal or sometimes I send friends snail mail with doodles. I snip pictures from the internet and print them out on my shitty printer and trace and color them to wherever I want them.
I don't see shoehorn yet, so shoehorn. But, I thought the one I got was more expensive than a plastic thing really should be.
I got it after reading one of these threads.
I stole the metal one from DSW when I got a new pair. It is game changing
A garlic press. I avoided them for years because of a mixture of guidance saying it's just as easy to chop it or it tastes worse from a press. I don't have the tastebuds to notice it being any worse and it's certainly a lot easier than chopping since you don't even have to peel it.
It's definitely better than cutting with a knife, but TBH I've gone a step further and just started buying it pre-mashed in jar.
The "tastes worse from a press" is entirely dependent on the material of the press you're using. Garlic reacts with stainless steel, hence those stainless steel "soap bars" they make to remove garlic smell from your hands. I got a zinc press for this exact reason.
A racket ball. I carry it around and bounce it to myself and play catch when I'm bored or walking somewhere. Way more fun than a fidget spinner and I'm building hand-eye coordination.
This is what I needed from this thread. I already know I need a bidet, but the ball sounds way more fun.
Used $25 breadmaker from a local thrift store. Now I bake fresh wheat bread that requires practically no time and effort at all, costs a fraction of what the loaves at the store cost, and tastes great too.
The real move is to use the bread maker on the dough setting and then bake in a loaf pan to avoid the carb cube shaped loaf.
Knee pillow. I'm a side sleeper and my hips began to hurt. It was about $10. It's amazing to think how much a little knee separation can relieve your hips and lower back.
Money bags McGee over here. I just fold the covers into a bunch ;-)
A multi port charger with a replaceable cord. Went from multiple little power bricks to charge each device or play the swap everything game. Plus I can leave the short cord plugged in at home on the headboard and use another cord while traveling.
A nice fluffy robe with a hood. Get out of the shower when it's chilly and stay nice and warm.
Buying two identical pairs of shoes at the same time. Got this trick from a roofer. You can wear one pair on one day and the other the next. If a shoe gets wet you just swap to the other pair. Eventually when they start to get worn you will often have one shoe be in worse condition first but still have a pair with a spare in case the other goes bad. Plus swapping the shoes out allows them to fully dry from sweat and keeps foot odor down.
A desk mat. Think mouse pad but large enough for the keyboard too. Never run out of room while gaming and it stays put unlike the tiny little pads.
Fitness Adventure Pro for the Switch. Is it an amazing game? No. But it is a fitness game, which means I can get a workout without any equipment to set up and break down, and without having to leave my house. I've only been using it a few weeks and I can already feel a difference.
A yoga mat and a pull-up bar for a door frame.
Just seeing it hanging there all the time was enough to motivate me to start a daily calisthenics routine. Now instead of having to drive to a gym, get changed, shower afterwards, etc. which would take 2 hours out of my day, I just do a quick 1 minute set of a progressive calisthenics routine 20 times a day.
Powerbanks... no more fear of phone dying
Also, power outages don't seem that scary anymore... at least you can like read an ebook while you burn/freeze to death lmao
Replacing the battery in my ps5 controller instead of just buying a new controller. It was super simple to install and the batteries cost $17.00.
Going to rugged phones for me and kids. You get used to the heft but they handle accidental falls like champs. Also can have neat features like 3 day battery, headphone jack, SD card, and fm radio! Ulefone Armor series.
Eh... I mean the physical phone itself might be great... but software security for these phones are... um... awful... (IMO)
Late security updates and only like 2 years of security updates in total
I mean even if you do manage to unlock the bootloader, last I checked, Lineage OS does not support these phones...
Might be better to just slap a rugged case on a "mainstream" phone
Depends on how we define "cheap," really. My 3d printer is a cheap 3d printer, and has probably been the most lifechanging recent purchase. Still like $200.
If we mean something most people would be able to afford within a month, it's between my laptop, or my server. Both were $50, and both had a massive impact on my life.
I got a Groove Life belt because they had a lifetime warranty and heard they were good quality. Every belt I had before would fall apart after a few months, even expensive genuine leather ones. The GL belt was $60, and it is the best belt I have ever had. I have had it for years now, it is pretty much indestructible, it is slightly elastic, the buckle mechanism is easy as fuck to do and undo, and it doesn't roll or bind up in the belt loops. And they come in so many colors and buckle styles. Plus with the lifetime warranty, I could literally send it back and get a different style if I really wanted to (the warranty paper literally gives that as an example).
A pair of simple latching straps from IKEA. They cost €5 and we use them constantly:
- hauling furniture
- tying up garbage bags for carrying bundles
- holding packages together for transit
- strapping blankets up for trips
They're incredibly important to being able to easily haul/carry things around.
Not exactly cheapest but I have been an absolute fan of Gallium charging bricks. They can do much higher wattage in a smaller size and with a long USB C cable and 4 ports actually replaces a laptop charger, phone charger, and more.
And specifically Anker makes a 65w charger that also doubles as a battery bank for about $80 that means I can charge everything from just that one and then take it with me and use it as a battery and plug I to the wall to recharge itself and my devices again.
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