"It was a dark and stormy night when all through the abbey not a creature was stirring, not even a wight. The axes were hung in the armory with care, in hopes that some hapless enemy soon would be there."
Or something along those lines.
Actually, on the 14th of this month, I am starting a homebrew adventure for my Friday group.
How am I starting the adventure?
With a TPK of course.
Checks Bucket List:
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Keychron.
I have the Keychron V6 QMK with Red keys and love it. I do a lot of typing, which the Reds are not optimized for, but once I got used to them I'm not going back. The build quality is top notch. The software works well, my only complaint is that it only works on Chromium based browsers.
The nice thing about mechanical keyboards is you can always change out the switches. Or even have different switches on various parts of the keyboard.
Was at a bar with some friends and talking with one of them, who happened to be a rather attractive woman. She was not my girlfriend, I'll explain the relationship below...
The bar was a dive in the town that we frequented often on Saturday nights. A guy walked up and started talking with my friend and pointedly getting in between us, telling her that he was a "Skydiver" and that he had just jumped that day. She acted suitably impressed and made ooh and ahhh noises when he told her about the Tandem jump he had done that day.
My relationship to that woman? She jumped the tail slot on my 4-way team and we had done 11 training jumps just that day. She also was also north of 2000 jumps at the time and jumped with me competitively.
Oh and the guy's tandem master that day was her husband.
It didn't take long for the guy to run away with his tail firmly tucked between his legs. She had a very sharp tongue when annoyed.
In middle school I had something similar happen to me. The bully hit me on my upper back as hard as he could. The thing is my upper back is the least sensitive part of my body. He left a bruise, but I barely felt it in the moment.
I turned and looked at him and asked; "Do you feel better now?"
He never looked my way again.
It either depends on my mood, or if I have to focus on something.
As far as focusing on an activity, if it's something that does not require a lot of thought, such as the audits I do at work every day, I'll pretty much listen to anything. If I need to actually focus and think, then I'll put on classical music, in particular Debussy, or Mozart.
There is an in between where I need to focus, but I have already figured whatever I'm working on out and just need to become adept at doing it. In that case I will listen to Rush for the most part. I'm not sure what it is about their music, but it engages me enough that I'm not bored doing something repetitive, but also allows my brain to quickly jump back to the task at hand when needed, then jump back to listening to the music. No other band works for me in that way. It's really weird and I've spoken with multiple psychologists and other mental health professionals as to why. None had a clue, other than one speculated that their precision playing is the reason.
A few years ago my wife and I decided to finish the basement. The first step was to clean it out, which involved going through all the junk that I had inherited from various family members. My mom always asserted that all of it was very valuable and CONSTANTLY checked that I still had it all and was taking good care of it.
I went through each item one by one and looked them up. Dishes, nick knacks, all of it. It took me hours. The highest value item was maybe $10. Several large and heavy boxes that I had been obligated to haul around to all of the places I lived for the last 30 years, as my mother constantly asked me about them. It was all worth maybe $100, if I made the effort to attempt to sell it. Which would have taken a lot of time as we're talking dozens of fragile things. It just was not worth it.
I shoved it all into the trunk of my car and took it to the dump. My Mom died in 2011, so she wasn't around to check up on all that crap.
God damn I was so pissed. 30 fucking years of hauling that worthless junk around probably cost far more than it was worth. My mother was so insistent that I even had it sitting around taking up space in my basement 12 years after her death. Just another one of her little power plays.
Wisconsinite here where the badger is native and the mascot for the University of Wisconsin is the Badger.
This meme is inaccurate.
The American Badger will also remove your kidneys and sell them on the black market as well, to support their meth habit.
And where...
THE FUCK...
Is the FBI?
If that's not a terroristic threat, then what is?
Over 150 Major Incidents in a single month.
Formerly, I was on the Major Incident Response team for a national insurance company. IT Security has always been in their own ivory tower in every company I've worked for. But this company IT Security department was about the worst case I've ever seen up until that time and since.
They refused to file changes, or discuss any type of change control with the rest of IT. I get that Change Management is a bitch for the most of IT, but if you want to avoid major outages, file a fucking Change record and follow the approval process. The security directors would get some hair brained idea in a meeting in the morning and assign one of their barely competent techs to implement it that afternoon. They'd bring down what ever system they were fucking with. Then my team had to spend hours, usually after business hours, figuring out why a system, which had not seen a change control in two weeks, suddenly stopped working. Would security send someone to the MI meeting? Of course not. What would happen is, we would call the IT Security response team and ask if anything changed on their end. Suddenly 20 minutes later everything was back up and running. With the MI team not doing anything. We would try to talk to security and ask what they changed. They answered "nothing" every god damn time.
They got their asses handed to them when they brought down a billing system which brought in over $10 Billion (yes with a "B") a year and people could not pay their bills. That outage went straight to the CIO and even the CEO sat in on that call. All of the sudden there was a hard change freeze for a month and security was required to file changes in the common IT record system, which was ServiceNow at the time.
We went from 150 major outages (defined as having financial, or reputation impact to the company) in a single month to 4 or 5.
Fuck IT Security. It's a very important part of of every IT Department, but it is almost always filled with the most narcissistic incompetent asshats of the entire industry.
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That's exactly why my current employer hired me. I have 30 years experience in my field in a wide variety of environments.