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[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I just remember Kamala's daughter promoted aid for Palestinian children on social media and had a UNRWA Gaza donation link in her bio... but removed everything after Kamala/Doug allegedly gave her a stern talking

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm 100% sure the person on the left is a way more normal and socially well adjusted individual

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Left: Asks you how your day was and relates to you.

Right: Opens the conversation by showing you Elon's tweet about Alex Pretti being a demon on his phone.

[-] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

The person on the left could also be part of that meme about a toxic polycule calling someone out on discord.
Unless they're based and have called out Kamala or something I guess. They just scream "trust fund baby who won't pay their rent in a punk house" to me

[-] i_ben_fine@midwest.social 2 points 6 days ago

The person on the left actually infiltrated the residence of the Second Family after Biden's election.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Elon's tweet about Alex Pretti being a demon

is that real? couldn't find it

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

Completely plausible and in character though...

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

Is Kamala's child a lib or something? What'd they do?

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 15 points 6 days ago

What'd they do?

in this case the issue is probably the bright colored clothes

It's clear to me that the right just hates them for thinking outside the box. But the thread is that they belong in a reeducation camp. I was wondering if there was something of substance to critique

[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago

They did the crime of existing as Kamala's child.

The real funny part ofnthese dunks the right tries to do trying to dunk on her looks is she is literally a fasion model and designer. She is literally "peak beauty" as a profession.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

Kamala raised a kiddo with PRONOUNS

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

300 a gram is standard australian price agony-shivering

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 78 points 1 week ago

Imagine thinking Trump raised a single one of his kids

[-] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago

Imagine suffering through a conversation with Baron?

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Dipshit chuds think Trump took Barron out camping and showed him out to shoot a gun and set snares for food. In reality the kid was shuffled around from nanny to nanny and yelled at by Trump when he wandered into his office.

[-] FidelChadstro@hexbear.net 62 points 6 days ago

"raised" doing a lot of heavy lifting in these sentences

Kamala married Doug and by proxy his children when they were already like 14, she didn't raise shit

And the only thing Donald knows about Baron is he does computer

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Yeah but everything's computer ergo Trump knows everything about Barron

[-] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

The right is a Batman villain named Slick Joey, whose thing is that he's just a mafia guy. The left is a Batman villain named the Grungler whose thing is that they commit crimes involving hairspray, a crate of string cheese, and a 1980s action figure of Andre the Giant.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 52 points 1 week ago

it dawns on me... is baron even really a proper name? did they really just name their kid a title.

my son's name is Governor. my daughter's name is Viscount.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 40 points 6 days ago

Trump used the name 'John Barron' to 'leak' information about how rich he was and that sort of hype material to reporters in the 80's, he had to stop using it after a court made him admit it was him. To Donny it's a way of naming his kid after himself, and I bet after seeing how Don jr. turned out he really wanted another stab at that

[-] context@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

hey if people name their kids earl and carl, why not baron?

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

She wants me to call her Vicky and she just got a nose piercing and says I'm chopped and washed??

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago

Name's Baron, Robber Baron

[-] booty@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Most of our names are either titles or descriptors if you go back far enough. I'd be surprised if this one hasn't been used plenty of times before.

If it hasn't that means Trump did something unique which I find difficult to imagine.

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

imagine if he becomes one; "Baron Baron Trump"

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Technically he would be "The Lord Trump" or "Barron William Trump, Baron Trump" which is worse.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago

Gouverneur Morris was a Founding Father, early ally of Alexander Hamilton, and capitalist who made a fortune off financing the American Revolution.

[-] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago
[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

Telling my son he can’t be Cody anymore he has to be Marriesheiress if he wants to shoot for the moon with this nominative determinism stuff

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

One looks annoying, the other is Patrick Bateman brought to life.

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Forcing a child to wear a suit everyday is not a w

[-] abc@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

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[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Right sells schwag at 300% markup, straight up tells you its schwag but knows you’re desperate to get anything.

Left sells you schwag but dresses it up as a new shit colored strain from the Himalayas, just making up the terpene profile of what is actually sargassum

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