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[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 121 points 2 months ago

SAVE OUR KIDS

Supports a paedophile

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't be ridiculous, this guy doesn't support a paedophile, they support several.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 19 points 2 months ago

I hope someone doesn't write "FROM ME" in permanent maker.

[-] vpol@feddit.uk 13 points 2 months ago

Maybe his hard drive has to be checked.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I wouldn’t. Ew.

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 8 points 2 months ago

He means "Save some for me."

[-] Trebuchet@europe.pub 66 points 2 months ago
[-] Rothe@piefed.social 37 points 2 months ago
[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Not even a car made in the UK. Shows how much they really care I guess. It was probably made in Germany which is even funnier

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 58 points 2 months ago

These are the people accusing you of having trump derangement syndrome

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

If they mention TDS, just tell them you don't have The Daily Show, since Paramount owns it.

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[-] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

“Save our kids” but he’s got a photo of Nonce in chief on the side as well

[-] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago

Hopefully being a swastikar it won't be long going up in smoke

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 15 points 2 months ago

Why Trump?

American mind virus is invading our country

[-] Unquote0270@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago

From the unfortunate conversations I've had with a friend who leans in these directions, they see him as sticking it to establishment and willing to express attitudes they felt ashamed to express previously. Plus they are just dumb as fuck and Trump's utter nonsense takes on politics which conveniently leaves out complexity appeals to them -- things like "the economy isn't doing very well and the reason is immigrants" makes it simple for their underdeveloped reasoning skills.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Didn't know you had British MAGAts....

Edit: Also the sheer irony of the "stop the boats" sticker....

[-] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Someone should tell this guy that it's physically impossible to be more cringe than a non-American Trump supporter

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[-] derry@midwest.social 12 points 2 months ago

The freedom isn't free sticker really ties it all together

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[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago
[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

They have the sticker of trump jerking off two people at once

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[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Untreated mental illness

[-] madjo@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago

A true sufferer from the Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

I bet he has committed sex crimes

[-] mech@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

"Oh no, I don't like modern society"

It is what it is.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

So uh, is this Murican idiot or UK idiot? There's so much plastered here the message is muddy. Is this a troll?

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Steering's on the right, people look British, pavement looks British, graveyard looks British, and "it is what it is" is a common trite, tautological idiom in the UK.

That makes their neon crucifix in the windscreen illegal and likely to get them noticed by police.

Edit: did some sleuthing; it's outside All Saints Church on Church Road in Crowborough, East Sussex. Car is parked just west of the lychgate; photographer is looking north.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

oi! you got a liscense for this comment?

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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's so up himself that, in his head, he's translated the jeers and sneers of people he drives past as, "What a great guy!"

Vroom

"Fuck off, you racist wanker!"

"Thank you, I am good in bed!"

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 22 points 2 months ago

The 'why so serious' next to the 'freedom isn't free' is what gets me the most. You just know this bloke is the most combustible kind of snowflake.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Stop the foats? The poats?

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[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I'll bet it's Andrew Tates car

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yes I’d like the “I have mental illness” vinyl wrap package please.

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[-] huppakee@piefed.social 7 points 2 months ago

Guess car stickers where buy one get one free on Temu, this guy is all over the place. He even got some stars to fill the blank spaces.

[-] Naradae@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the bloody hand and foot prints. Totally normal.

[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Also the skulls and the threatening "you're next" scrawled nearby.

Of course, we must all remember that our government currently says this guy is understandable, correct, sane, normal and a "hardworking British citizen". Not to be confused with an old lady holding a banner that says "stop supplying weapons to Israel's war on Gaza". She is dangerous and a terrorist.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Please can someone explain why "It is what it is" is also written on the car. Is there some additional meaning behind the use of that saying?

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

it is what it is 🤷

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

At least ot's not a monster truck

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[-] plateee@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

I love my country, Ashamed of my government.

Huh, a broken clock is right twice a day.

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[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

holy shit it's the reformmobile

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

I wish Margaret Thatcher could return from hell for exactly ten seconds. Just enough time to take in the state of English nationalism in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192.

[-] aeiou@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago

'Wake up sheeple' is still a thing?

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[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I bet you the truth would really upset that person.

[-] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 4 points 2 months ago

What a surefire way to turn off every woman you ever meet.

[-] als@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

There are female racists who want to lose all their rights too

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Stop the Boats

I guess? Maybe we should count ourselves lucky that they chose such a weird font.

Truth
Really
Upsets
Most
People

Truly a warrior ride. And of course it's a Tesla.

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[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

They’ve forgotten to leave room for GB News and Daily Mail stickers.

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