[CW: The photo gallery is NSFW / NSFL]
https://www.tmz.com/2026/01/24/homeland-agent-finger-bitten-off-minneapolis-photos/
we got today's murder from at least 3 different angles. literally everybody in minneapolis has their camera out
what I'm saying is, video or it didn't happen
Wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t near their mouth
All that chum in the water doesn't help either.
Wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t near their mouth
Worst. "Forbidden Boop". Ever.
Next time at least go for something cute, like a bear, dude. And aim to boop the nose, not get your fingers in someone's mouth.
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Don't stick your filthy fingers in people's mouths and this wouldn't be a problem
I hope the biter is ok, based on what I know about ice retaliation
Charlie Bit My Finger, 2026 Great Meme Reset Edition 
LMAO the hype on that site for a photo with four big red fucking pixels
EDIT I mean fair enough to OP putting a CW, that's the responsible thing to do. But the site itself is all ZOMG SHOCKING! GRAPHIC! PANIC AND FREAK OUT! Over literally four pixels.
Yeah I also appreciate the CW and think OP is 100% correct to include it but this shit was uncensored in the new mega earlier lawl. Plus like after everything over the last 2 years it's like, oh no did piggy get his little fingie degloved? womp womp
maybe it's not safe for them out there in the open water and they should go back to shore.
And then I'm sure they spray painted Blacks Rule on the ice officer and then carved Trump Whore into his face.
Yeah man totally, all those evil rioter hostile npcs are just like heckin zombies, we should kill them all
I bet homeland security actually starts zombieposting about protestors after this, we all knew that was already the subtext of the glut of zombie shit last decade
Nailbiting 
Fucker should thank whatever demon he worships that it wasn't his dick
The finger shouldn't have been dressed that way
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