shaturday wisdom (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[–] 14 points 7 months ago (1 child)

If shitting hurts, you probably need more fiber.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Chat, it's normal to bleed every time you wipe, right?

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Just in case you're NOT joking, go see a doctor. You have colon cancer.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Not necessarily, can also be hemorrhoids from too much sitting and a bad diet.
    But you (and I) should definitely see a doctor.

    What causes hemorrhoids?
    Pressure building up in your lower rectum can affect blood flow and make the veins there swell.
    That may happen because of:

    • Pushing when you poop
    • Straining when you do something that's physically hard, like lifting something heavy
    • Extra weight, like obesity
    • Pregnancy, when your growing uterus presses on your veins
    • A diet low in fiber
    • Anal

    Risk Factors:

    • Too much sitting
    • Age
    • Pregnancy
    • Genetics
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    I have a cat, so I’m not allowed to shit alone anymore.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    So, go ahead and leave the door open and share how you feel with the world.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    You need beans.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    but if you shit together...

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    The fact that one seat is up is even worse. Imagine you're sitting down pooping and someone comes up and pees standing up with their ass in your face.

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  • [–] 0 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    When you pee standing up, do you usually remove the clothes covering your ass?

    (Or do you imagine this is how it works, if you never pee standing up?)

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