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submitted 3 weeks ago by shath@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

i think mine is the burger empire

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 31 points 3 weeks ago

When my partner asked me that I didn't know it was a thing and stereotypically answered about once a day. I didn't get a chance to explain that it's an urbanism and critical geography thing in the same way that I think about the Catholic church at least once a day. You can't think about a history of Europe without thinking about Rome and the Christian schisms that resulted from it, and you need to think about a history of Europe to understand all the white people bullshit you're surrounded by.

[-] Sebrof@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

I was in hiding back in those days. Because I do think about the roman empire a lot lol. But that's because I like historical materialism and the collapse of that demon slave empire is one of my favorite bedtime stories.

It wasn't because I was a chud. I hate the Romans sadness

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago
[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

I remember someone asking me that on a call, and within the distance of my arm was a copy of Parenti's The Assassination of Julius Ceasar.

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Pre-Empire. Doesn't count.

[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

technically the roman empire was there from the start, because imperium means military authority over a territory. the republic had imperium. historians refer to the later periods as principate (rule by princeps, like augustus) and dominate (ruled by dominus, like diocletian).

[-] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm in the clear then, Octavian doesn't even factor into my thoughts. Wheew.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

True. true to be honest. Totally true. I think to much about the USA ....oh my god sad-boi

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

the burger empire

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

i live in the burger empire, how could i not think about it agony

[-] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

I am always thinking about how much i hate Rome. Unless i'm thinking about my hatred for Uruk instead. Or my hatred of the linearbandkeramik treekillers.

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

I think about the Romans a lot, but I think about Egypt and the Ottomans too. I just like Mediterranean history. I was clearly a member of the Sea People in a past life.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Achaemenid Empire was pretty neat

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

you can tell by the way it was

[-] Luca@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

In your defence, one of these is still around.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

rent-free <- this emote but it's the Roman Legion

[-] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

GET OUT OF MY HEAD OR THE TROOPS GET DECIMATED AGAIN

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

When i was asked about it i said basically never because why would i?

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago

i had never heard of the thing but surely it depends right?
like if i'm playing rome total war or something then i think about it a lot obviously, but if i'm just doing whatever then basically never? unless i see an aqueduct or something, or it comes up in conversation?
very weird meme

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

Women (almost exclusively cishet from what i remember) asking their Man partners "how often do you think about the roman empire?" And filming the answers. The number of men who answered with once a day or more became an internet touchstone for a bit and so a number of people would ask their partners without filming it for reference

[-] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

yeah it was kinda a thing about how you don't know what goes on in people's heads

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I wrote three novels about byzantium 🤓

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I thought of it yesterday when I got some change & I was like damn this quarter is light, real debasing the currency hours.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Someone should do an isekai anime where the entirety of the U.S. gets sent to Roman times and has to fight the romans

[-] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

That would be hilarious. People on mobility scooters with insulin pumps fighting a legion by throwing burgers at them.

[-] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 weeks ago

Burger empire? The phone game? Looks trashy.

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