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Feel stupid yet, Marxists?
"if engels had whatsapp" is burned into my brain.
I NEED money
Engels, please, my funds for liquor and cigars is running low. This is BeerKing news!
I'm not changing the title
Feel stupid yet, Bearkers?
I didn't realize you were a bear monarchist, smh 
Non more elections now buddy
I want to know more about the bear king
borrowing money from him/her
What makes non-binary people immune to the book's tactics?
We don't have money and we're the ones borrowing
Does that make Marx an enbie?
He's genderfluid (you see, they always move in dialectical contradictions).
That makes sense. The thesis and antithesis are clearly opposing sides of the gender spectrum.
Your letter affected me both unpleasantly and pleasantly (you see, I always move in dialectical contradictions). Unpleasantly, because I know your circumstances and it would be rotten of me if I were to accept such presents at the expense of your family. I therefore regard these £15 as a loan, which I shall in time repay.
What a fucking nerd. "You see, I always move in dialectical contradictions" reads as the most online leftist space sentence I've read in historical documents.
Hey, give me five bucks
What about its sequel, "How to Reconnect with an Old Friend and then Immediately Pivot to Recruiting them for your MLM"?
hey can i have 5 dollars
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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