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Anon's boyfriend has a serious problem (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

She can fix him

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 weeks ago

not sure if cutting off his balls will cure his sleep addiction

[-] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Certainly did the trick for me

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Surely, worth a try, I'd say

[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago

God I wish I was sleeping every night

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago

Abandonment issues. Even if youre physically present, your attention must be on them or else they feel they are left out. Anon needs to take more or less drugs, one of the two.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I straight up am addicted to sleep

[-] mickus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a sleepaholic. Its hard to admit but I relapsed last night and feel defeated

[-] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

This is what a catgirl gf would actually be like

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Could be depression / burnout, though.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

fake: there are no women on 4 chan

gay: that means they must be men, and they're talking about their boyfriends

this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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