Of course.
"Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I'll never buy from again"
I'm 1970-01-01, myself.
Wow! What are the odds we were both born on the same day?
The moment we hit 2021 I’ve never scrolled further than 2000.
I have a lot of birthdays on the new year!
No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.
I am secretly a raccoon.
And I'm not actually a sloth.
I thought we were... cute animal friends... and now this?
I am so sorry I know this has got to hurt
I'm 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I fucking knew it
I have read the terms and conditions
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I'm well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 "git gud"
I tried. That's the problem.
I'm lying about what I'm really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit's bannable.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it's murder.
I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don't know, but I believe it can exist.
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M'aiq is a Liar. Don't you believe either of those things.
My account isn't actually deleted.
[deleted]
No way!
Nice try FBI
I have a LinkedIn, so I'll say a resounding probably
I'm lying in this statement.
Yes. I'm actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.
Perish, puny Earthlings.
That seems a bit silly... I mean we're doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just... wait.
I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
I am a font of lies and should never be taken seriously
so... we do not have too many pancakes...
Of course not. Thats impossible.
...Wait, if we can't take anything you say seriously because you say you're lieing, then you're lieing about lieing, which means you actually telling the truth about lieing, which means...
SEGFAULT
no.
Of course not. I would never do such a thing.
I trust you the most. You should be in a position of power.
What does currently mean?
Have I done it recently? Yes.
Am I doing it right now with this post? No.
Lies!
I have to lie all the time because my true thoughts would get me banned for "inciting violence"
As if we had other options at this point
I confess... I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.
I work on being authentic at all times.
I was the one that gave the melons to the minions....
I don’t see the reason to lie to complete strangers. Why should someone care what people they don’t care about think?
There's some "unpleasant" parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I'm practically a different person on every social media platform.
As a dog I can tell you that I don't lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn't come from nothing!
Yes.
(This comment is a lie on the internet)
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