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I cried louder than a baby on a plane and the cabin crew didn't offer me juice. The baby got juice even though it was worse at crying.

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[-] Salah@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

It’s called ageism. Our society is deeply baby supremacist which is why babies usually get everything they want and get their own servants to boss around. Babies will never do any work themselves and to make things worse, they even torment their servants at night so they can never get enough sleep.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

They have no skills. Babies don't impress me.

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Mog them by reading Hop On Pop out loud without misreading any words

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

It wouldn't matter. Their parents wouldn't read with me instead even if I know all the words.

[-] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Just once, I want to be able to walk into a conference room at work, loudly proclaim that I went poo poo in the potty, and get a round of applause instead of a meeting with HR.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I tell other adults that I'm potty trained all the time and they don't show me half the enthusiasm they would a toddler. It's way more impressive if I can keep doing it for DECADES and they've only done it for MONTHS.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

skill based matchmaking be like

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

If it was skills-based matchmaking I wouldn't be challenged by anyone under age 9.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I unironically need more praise.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

People should praise me instead. Everyone look at my comment. Don't look at the one above it.

[-] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Are you trying to steal my praise, under my comment?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I will eat a worm if people pay attention to my comment instead. A fucking worm.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Let me introduce you to the Abdl community

[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Watch S02E01 of Stillwater

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