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I've always talked with my cats, they just pretend not to understand me about 99% of the time. What does the pill actually change?
Well then nothing.
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No more body/face hair, people who you find attractive find you attractive, and don't have to sleep. I inject estrogen why would I take pills
Surprising how many people don't care about no body/face hair dysphoria must just be a complete ***** for me or something. People want 20 bucks more then getting rid of that shit?? Facial hair is so fuckin scratchy???
1, 2, 9
Not having to sleep is a life and time extension of like +33%. I can do SO MUCH SHIT if I don't have to sleep at all and it has no negative consequences. That time is just spent doing nothing, unconscious in a black void, basically not even existing,
Talking with cats sounds good on the surface but I suspect 95% of cats are assholes so it wouldn't actually achieve much other than making me hate cats if they could say shit to me.
Pink: tea on tap? Yes please!
Purple: I'm gonna perfect the vegan pizza
Black: time just for myself while my darling kids sleep sounds awesome. Also my wife only has to wake up to feed the baby. Amazing.
Also cool would be a male titties on demand pill. Grow boobs while you have a baby, but they recede after weaning. Rest of the body unaffected.
Also cool would be a male titties on demand pill. Grow boobs while you have a baby, but they recede after weaning. Rest of the body unaffected.
Sorry. I only have estrogen pill. Gives you permanent titties.
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No dice, my beard is the only noteworthy amount of hair on my head. Plus she loves to pull it. I am not tampering with that.
Estrogen doesn't actually do much if anything to beards. I'm sure many transfems would love if it did, wouldn't have to go do laser. It might give you back some hair lost to baldness though.
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Yes.
It'll also give you a bunch of other stuff... but let's not talk about that.
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thing of fussing over semantics "cats" does not specify housecat, so I'm deciding it means any member of the felidae^[I googled it and now I feel very clever. The house cat is felis catus and the family is felidae and I'm a clever little elf] family that can reasonably be described as a type of "cat" - Thus finally allowing me to speak to cougars 
Honorable mention to master chef, I've always wanted to be able to toss tha dough. Gotta take some courses I guess.
Double honorable to no body hair. I would take it, but I like my facial hair. Gotta get waxed bby
Well thought out.
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$60 please!~
You ask for 3 green pills, the pharmacist explains how to use them "put one in a glass of water and it'll transform into 20 dollars." You get home and get a glass of water, and put all three in at once. The combined energy from all 3 pills transforming at once breaks the glass.
I hope the glass wasn't worth more than $60.
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hair cook and sleep, I make the best pizza 24/7 with no hair in it
Master Pizza Chef, Talk to Cats, and 20 bucks.
top three, ez
Blue/Red/Yellow. I can already talk to cats
Blue, brown and green, ez. I always figured cats were potty mouths though.
Cracked the code
That blue pill kinda eliminates all issues I have with hair.
I've pulled enough all-nighters to sour me on the black pill.
Water's close enough to my favorite drink if it's not there already.
I don't want to make pizza, so becoming a master chef would just mean a speedrun to retirement, where I'd be down to two effective pills.
I think cats might have some unpleasant things to say about being abducted and forced to live with one mammal from another species.
Estrogen, well, I can always just buy that after retiring at the top of my pizza game.
$20? But I wanted a peanut!
Red-purple-blue me.
estrogen, talk with cats, you dont have to sleep
estrogen is great. not having to sleep would solve my ptsd sleep issues. talking with cats is useful for doing crime. water is already my favorite drink. i already am hairless. idgaf about people finding me attractive, tbh id prefer it if everyone outside of my SO just stopped noticing me. i already have more than 20 dollars (shocking). all humans already technically have ears and a tail. i wouldnt wanna be a master pizza chef, id want someone else to do it for me lol cooking still is annoying to do sometimes
Easy
1 no body hair 2 no sleep 3 estrogen because it is the only one I could healthily have happen without magic
Red, Yellow and Cyan >w<
Yellow. Pink, and Black
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