Next step is just a PICC line for mainlining caffeine anhydrous I reckon.
high schoolers have one of these for breakfast and another for lunch (source: was teacher)
always thought school started too damn early in the morning
Jeez I didn't start drinking coffee til I was in my 20's. Kids starting young.
When I was in highschool a lifetime ago I'd have one pot of espresso for breakfast and bring another in a travel mug to drink during the first class. Funny thing is even the teachers who were usually really strict about "no food or drinks in class" would just ignore a big travel mug full of coffee.
We had a Nespresso machine in the classroom one of my classmates brought.
Whatever happened to the halcyon days of yore when you'd do a LAN party and mainline two-liters of Jolt Cola?
It was BAWLS energy drink for us
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I haven't thought about BAWLS in a long ass time.
They sponsored a lot of the local LAN parties and one time i won an entire case of bawls bottles in a broodwar tournament.
Good times
years ago i had one after not having any for a different years and it tasted way more like flowers than i remembered.
they also made a really mid rootbeer
0% Juice
It's to make room for the caffeine
By the introducers of hyped up lemonade from Panera
Bwam bwam bwam bwam bwam bwam brain implosion energy, 10,000 g of pure caffeine
Contains 0% juice
Huh
what!? Nothing but the finest nectars and juices for me, I'm putting this swill down (the hatch).
But like what even is the flavor at that point. Just sugar, taurine and caffeine?
it's actually smells and your brain gets confused
That one is blue raspberry jolly rancher flavored.
Absolutely marketed to children btw.
You used to be able to buy amphetamines in the supermarket 
i've got a pretty high caffeine tolerance and these things make even me feel bad, do not recommend
I was floating about three inches off the ground for a while I was jittering so much.
Heart attack suds
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