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The terrible feeling when you take a nice shit at work and then reach for the bidet controls only to remember your work doesn't have a bidet.

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker You're Too Close And It's Already Too Late. The Text Now Holds Power Over You. You Are Entranced. Transfixed. Rooted In Place. The Air Is Heavy, It Weighs Upon Your Scalp. Your Shoulders. These Words. Your Hips. Rooted In Place. Your Feet. It Holds You Down. Your Attention On Every Letter. Your Arms Are Fixed By Your Sides. This Bumper Sticker Will Brook No Resistance. You Are Rooted In Place. Oh Shit Light's Green Gotta Go! 1800 howsmydriving

Maggot Hagerman lmao

Time to stay up late and regret it tomorrow!

i'm ice cold and my tits itch

truly living the transfem dream lmfao

French will literally attack you two times for treaty port, what is this shit

Fucking hate my job now, it all feels unbearable and pointless

Never trust anybody with two first names. Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, the list goes on

losing my ding dang mind

Perro salchicha
Gordo bachicha
Toma solcito a la orilla del mar
Tiene sombrero de marinero
Y en vez de traje se puso collar
🐶🌭🎶

The feminine urge to put up shelves

loving life, laughing and being happy. this is what it's all about, folks

Ok I'm up

Deep-voiced seductresses

can I not get hiccups please, just because it's getting very cold out. it's annoying.

Gonna become one of those people who writes letters to serial killers in jail but for George Santos.

Saw two claims about George Santos today: that his husband is made up, and that his ex-wife lied about him being gay. I rate those as believable, and fake as shit (in that order).

upgrade to housing search premium to message renters within the first week of their posting! 12 dollars for a week! 26 dollars for a month!

I stopped using Delta 8 vape pens 2-3 weeks ago (I can't exactly remember) because I am looking for a new job. However, I have started having 2-3 alcoholic drinks a night, which I do not want have become a thing. I need to transfer my stress coping to working out or something.

My partner is not from here and she immediately understood the concept of white women, I don't think the dislike of white women is entirely basis or rooted in misogyny although I do definitely see it when hatred for white women is a stand in for white people.

I dont hate white people either, i hate the cynical cultural vacuum due to capitalism and our historical context that is labeled whiteness.

I don't hate my whiteness either, it makes me sad actually. White people loss the ability to commune and the culture they came from, what they gained was the capitalist culture and that's why they're so violent and often evil. I see it in myself and my current pursuits and it's hard to talk about it because the topic is so polarized and the community I try to belong in has a lot of fundamentalism and liberalism.

The megathreads are my favorite part of the internet

2nd night in a row being piss drunk and crying on my bathroom floor let's fucking go

Article about a dogshit halfassed game getting a patch to make it less dogshit

Top reddit comment: ive been playing it since launch and it's the best game ever don't listen to the lamestream media

Every single time. There isn't a bately functional half-baked cashgrab that isn't some redditor's game of the millenium.

I hate free speech. I hate how people use free speech to excuse letting obviously bad actors say harmful things because free speech is important above all else apparently, never mind all the ways you already limit free speech. If you advocate for free speech you are inherently a hypocrite because no matter how delusional you are with politics even your smooth libertarian brain still understands that this concept of free speech does not and can not work or make sense in practice.

New Biden challenger

Checks policies

Identical to Biden’s

If there's one thing I've learned from my years of work, it's that some people simply cannot help themselves from sending all-staff emails for the most trivial shit. They need it as you need your daily bread. Their soul thirsts for it

upgraded to getting the occasional match on the wretched apps. now to figure out how to not have a conversation immediately fizzle out.

I nearly caught my apartment on fire this morning.

While drunk I binge-ate a lot of food last night including what I normally would have eaten for breakfast so I decided to make french fires instead. Well the metal pan I normally would put the fires on is dirty and I was too out of energy to clean it so I thought it would be a good idea to put them on parchment paper and put that directly on the oven rack. I've done this before with other foods and it's worked just fine so I thought it could work. While pouring the french fires onto the paper while it was in the oven I tired to pull the rack out farther to get more room and ended up accidentally pulling the rack all the way out which spilled the parchment paper and french fires onto the heating element at the bottom of the oven. The paper instantly caught fire and I start panicking and just saying "oh shit" over and over but after a couple seconds I grabbed a large spoon and pulled the paper off of the heating element. Thankfully the fire quickly fizzled out and I was able to scoop all the french fires and paper out of the bottom of the oven, but it was a close call.

I decided to make bagel sandwiches instead after that and I ended up burning my thigh when I dropped the bagel while trying to pull it out of the toaster. Two bagel sandwiches plus left over take away from yesterday was far too much to eat and now I feel so fucking sick.

I also missed class this morning but whatever, they don't take attendance in that one.

This morning is not off to a great start.

I'm feeling better about the years I spent floundering about. I graduated with an Associates in 2014 and that probably didn't help the already bad situation of people with Bachelors willing to step on broken glass for the same mediocre jobs back then.

So i keep waking up and my left hand is numb from circulation and idk what the fuck is happening because i'm just laying flat on my back and it's kinda scary. Also sometimes the same thing happens to my gf. Is a ghost choking our arms??

I should really cook dinner. But the caffeine is wearing off and I want to chill out for a bit, but if I do then I won't have time to make what I want in time for dinner time, but getting up and cutting stuff and then browning stuff and then you gotta get a plate for the first stuff so you can put in the other stuff. And I still gotta figure out part of what I'm gonna put in there. Plus my headphones are dying and I should charge them lest they leave my alone with my thoughts while I'm cooking . . . executive dysfunction is such a great concept for understanding my difficulty in getting up to go make dinner. However I still do not want to go cook dinner.

Aktually people are ripping up posters to lower their notoritiy like in ac games

I had a day yesterday. Taking today off for the most part besides chores. I probably won't even get around to working on my app. I'm close to done with it but stuck on this dumb night mode toggle I am trying o implement.

I don't know what is worse. Too many people all at once or too many unique interactions with people all day. But I had both of those yesterday.