top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 79 points 8 months ago (5 children)

That would never be me. I'm constantly talking to myself. People think I'm crazy, but I think I'm just bursting with ideas!

  • source
  • hideshow 10 child comments
  • [–] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Nah, I talk the most when I am alone.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    mostly about how much I hate myself and I'm worthless, but in a casual, non mean way.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

    You should cut your face off and eat it.

    Not many people have done that so you'd no longer be worthless, and you'd be a hideous monstrosity and hideous monstrosities have shock value so you'd have value, too.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [+] 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
    load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 21 points 8 months ago

    Apparently, you don't own a cat.

  • source
  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I cannot relate. I live with my GF but even if she leaves for the night I'll start talking to my self somehow.

  • source
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You lucky BS bastards... And I have to answer the same question to my kid every 5 seconds.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [+] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    For months at a time unfortunately! Lmfao- Use the phone+ call friends and family- people aren't around forever

  • source
  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You don't talk to yourself?

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Glad I'm not that weirdo. I'll still talk to my cat.

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he's watching John Mulaney

  • source
  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Lived alone during COVID.

    Went months

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago

    No because I have a job and leave my house.

  • source
  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    4, because I work partly remote so there have been occasions where I have no reason to leave the house or see another person for four days. I’m introverted so it’s kind of nice, but it’s probably not healthy

    Edit: and my dog is not mine: I share custody with my ex (it’s actually her dog) so that’s only half a week

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I always talk to my cats

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    This is why cats exist

  • source
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I have a remote work job. Sometimes,I don’t talk to another human for many days. It doesn’t bother me too much:

    I talk to my dogs. Honestly, my dogs have probably kept me alive and well as much as I keep them alive and well.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    when I was a bachelor. what bachelor hasn't.

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Nope, I talk to my dog and three times a day we walk around the block and inevitably someone will wave and say hello

  • source
  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    I battled severe depression, drug/alcohol abuse/addiction. I was living in the Colorado rockies in the cold mountains with out connection to civilization for weeks on end... im unofficially on rhe spectrum too. I think ive gone a couple days saying nothing, definitely.

  • source
  • hideshow 1 child comment
  • load more comments (1 reply)
    [–] 4 points 8 months ago*

    I solve this problem by occasionally yelling at bafflingly stupid current events, as recounted by various youtubers/podcasts.

    Gotta keep up that ability to insult on the fly.

    Stretch those creativity brain pathways, in addition to your vocal cords.

    Either that or cursing myself out for writing bafflingly bad code, from time to time.

    ... Less insanely, I also sing, and... have neighbors I talk to, go outside from time to time, chat up randos.

    I have an internal monologue nearly all the time.

    Sometimes I just outwardly verbalize it.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    If I didn't talk to myself out loud or use voice-to-text on my phone to leave internet comments, I'd be on day 5 of vocal silence right now.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Got too many vocal cats I talk back to. Don't think I can go an hour unless I'm sleeping.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Also, you apparently have a sore throat. Who knew?

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I'm highly reclusive, so this happens a lot.

  • source
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Back when I was single, that happened often during my vacations

  • source
  • load more comments
    view more: next ›