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[–] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You should cut your face off and eat it.

Not many people have done that so you'd no longer be worthless, and you'd be a hideous monstrosity and hideous monstrosities have shock value so you'd have value, too.

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