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submitted 9 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 173 points 9 months ago (41 children)

Sadly seems fake

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 185 points 9 months ago (36 children)

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

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[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 85 points 9 months ago (19 children)

On one hand, I fully agree with you.

On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 57 points 9 months ago (18 children)

Yeah I get it. But every time I see something like this I think of all the guys pointing at this and saying “LOOK ANOTHER LIE FROM THE LEFT” and I hate them being right about anything ever.

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

Agreed. But JD totally fucked that sofa.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Man, if we can't take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago

Yup, it's not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 22 points 9 months ago

Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

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[+] not_me@piefed.social 105 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (19 children)

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago (1 child)

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I've heard his act was a "once in a lifetime" show. And that it was "to die for".

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[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago

HAAHAHA

“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”

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[+] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (8 children)

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[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago (6 children)

No you're thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

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[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago (5 children)

No way, you're thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

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[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 9 months ago

That's Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world [S] 17 points 9 months ago

Your guess is as good as mine.

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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 9 months ago (1 child)

At least he won't make that mistake again

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

He's turned over a hole new leaf.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (11 children)

how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (6 children)

If he was cremated, he's black now.

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[–] llacook@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Charlie Kirk wouldn't fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

I wouldn't fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

not because he is black. but because he's dead.

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[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 8 points 9 months ago

Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 37 points 9 months ago

that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 33 points 9 months ago (8 children)

It's just fantasy.

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[–] MTZ@lemmy.world [S] 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Caught in a landslide

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (6 children)

No escape from reality

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Open your eyes

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[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Look up to the sky and see

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm just a poor boy

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[–] jahayk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Dean Browning did it for real https://www.inquirer.com/politics/clout/dean-browning-twitter-20201110.html

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[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I've always assumed that posts that began with "as a black man" were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

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[+] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

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[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Mama I... just missed the boat...

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[–] SirQuack@feddit.nl 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Put a gun against the hull
Pulled the trigger, now it's full

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[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 9 months ago*

Mama, life raft just big gun.

But now I've gone and blown it all away

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[+] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (8 children)

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[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a 'white passing' black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can't even put together a complex sentence.

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[–] wischi@programming.dev 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

To be fair that's actually really hard once you are dead.

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