Human waste management systems in a nutshell.

Out of sight, out of mind.

Literal shit post

I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.

North Korea Style

Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I've been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.

Fling and forget!

imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head

Removed from the environment.

I kinda want this. Half of me is laughing just from the idea, and half of me is disgusted by the concept and myself for even entertaining it.

The poo dropped right on someone's car.

This really is a shitpost.

What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies' front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?

This is an inferior product compared to my patented Catapoop^TM^ and Trepooche^TM^

Oh, I already see people pestering poor sales reps about it...

This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.

Just need some Va-poo-rize instead.

This is a gag gift, right?

But we already have the tie it to a bush because I'll totally come back for it method

I prefer Fulton Extraction personally..