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[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

trump-drenched "No loads refused folks. That's right. We're not refusing any loads."

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

While I generally avoid "teehee two men I hate are gay" jokes, I do want to see grok's take on who would tap out first between him and Elon in light of this comment.

[-] groKKK@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

President Trump's stamina may be unbelievable for his age, as Mr. Cardone said, but that merely means that his skill is impressive when his age is taken into account. That is to say that, were he younger, his stamina may be much less impressive. However, Elon's ironclad determination—forged through decades of ju-jitsu fighting and surviving many rocket explosions—clearly gives him the advantage in this competition. The duel may be long and the two men may become tired and sweaty, but Elon's mental judo means that it is President Trump that will tap out first, while Elon would still have enough energy for yet another round. But Elon—who is loved by his children, partners and workers alike—is not a wasteful man. He will undoubtedly use this superhuman energy to spread awareness about white genocide in South Africa.

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

i view it more as "two men who are anti gay also seem preeeeetty gay." Although i guess that is what makes it into "teehee they are who they hate" but that's more irony i guess.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

This doesn't pass the smell test. Are we gonna start saying misogynistic things about conservative women because their side hates women?

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

all i made were observations.

[-] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

My dad's gay, and I was asking him about this last night. His take is that usually the most virulently homophobic people turn out to be gay.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

It’s a self loathing thing. It’s not a guarantee that a public phobe is a private phile but if you are all twisted up inside it certainly stokes the fires. They end up trying too hard more often. It’s like one of those things that isn’t always true but it’s true often enough that it ends up looking like a pattern.

[-] billgamesh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I actually think that the joke isn't about 2 men. I think this would be awkward phrasing regardless of the poster's gender. i.e. if a woman politician posted this it'd still be a weird post

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

I was talking about the bit I was just there proposing, not the OP, but I was probably unclear.

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago
[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

incredible stamina folks, many people are saying it

[-] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Why do they all type like this? They just Randomly capitalise words and just put some WORDS in all caps. Is it chatbot brain rot? Is it them knowing their target audience only has enough reading comprehension for like 1 or 2 words max, so they need to highlight the one thing they want them to get out of it? "Trump = STAMINA"

[-] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Yes, the answer is always illiteracy

[-] Demifriend@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

why is this screenshot grainy lol

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I forgot to turn off Reading Mode on my phone, which adds grain to the screen for some reason. sadness

[-] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Elon in shambles rn

[-] DylanMc6@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

trump had sex with him?

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

kelly Grant Hardbone

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

How wide do you think it go?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Sleepy Joe tried to smash and I said "uh-nuh no way Jose, not for you!" folks, this ass is top shelf quality, only patriots can tap it! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER - DJT trump-anguish

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

tried to smash? no he didn't, why do you think he called him sleepy?

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

how gay and anti-gay they are at the same time is truly hilarious

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

My favourite one liner about all the conservative men saying shit like this, post Bill Clinton drama:

[#HeadOfState]

A close second:

[Bill Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that Cheeto."]

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