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[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 92 points 2 months ago

These guys actually exist, and are alive presently, and are not saving the world, what more evidence would somebody need to not believe some dumb shit like this?

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's trying to make the argument that if the tech giants worked together they could accomplish great things for the world. But this literally happened:

And what did they collaborate on? To buy favor from the Trump administration to get rid of pesky regulations that are holding them back from even bigger quarterly profits.

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

They also stared at Jeff’s gf weirdly.

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago

I think he's talking about one of those late night parking lot chats with the boys

[-] Diva@lemmy.ml 90 points 2 months ago

This would save the world

[-] blunder@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

A salon, a cafe, a pub, a university campus, a library, a scene in nature? No the venue of great thinking for our era is the parking lot

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 months ago

Ngl, parking lot chats after a long day of work or a night out and it's getting late but you're having a good conversation and just vibing and nobody wants to go home yet, really hits for some reason

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Those hit despite the parking lot, not because of

[-] stink@lemmygrad.ml 25 points 2 months ago

Nah the exhaust fumes reduce the amount of oxygen in the air, leading to slight euphoria. It's true ask Grok

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

I mean, we’ve all had those good times with beloved friends but come on, it would have probably been better in the comfort of our living rooms

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Steak N Shake parking lot since they all support the beef tallow agenda.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 53 points 2 months ago

What if Elon was there and he was just fucking smoking weed dude, like totally smoking fucking weed, wow.

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Suddenly those Looney Tunes cartoon-worthy CIA plots to off Castro come full circle as forms of revolutionary praxis

[-] Fossifoo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Nightmare blunt rotation obviously

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago
[-] ComRed@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

How nice of them to all gather in one place.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

fragmentation grenade

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago
[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

I was hoping that was a luigi-dance PFP, but no, he's an earnest techbro whose LinkedIn posting has seeped into Twitter. Regardless, one round from a Daisy Red Ryder BB gun or a well-placed seagull shit could cause that Cybertruck to do something extremely funny.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago

So… Davos? These fuckers are schmoozing and mingling with each other all the god damn time, world still not saved. This is a pure ideology take, thinking the capitalist class takes the “absolute competition” morality play version of capitalism seriously and never colludes with each other.

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

The cybertruck in two parking spaces and the vape cloud really tie the image together.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

cybertruck lithium battery explode

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Reinventing the Bildeberg Group, but as a cool guy thing

[-] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

What would save the world was if they all got the wall treatment.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Ah Pocket Pool truly the sport of kings

[-] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Add a firing squad and you're almost there

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Bezos had too much doesn't know what to do with his hands

[-] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

The Sad Sack Pack.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Do it stupid boxy car, we know you like to explode and ran over people, c'mon

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago
[-] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

It's the only actually cool thing in the pic

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Call in an airstrike stat

P1 and Cybertruck in the same place and neither of them combusting?

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Ngl at least the one guy has decent taste in car with the bronco

[-] LetzterTod@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Yes if you, like, put a small gift between them made by our friends in IRA and other revolutionary militias

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