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submitted 2 months ago by juniper@hexbear.net to c/slop@hexbear.net
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[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 38 points 2 months ago

It pisses me off these idiots can lose at every turn and the global system is fucken evil so it won't allow them to actually fail.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In any other more sane universe, there wouldn’t be a right as they would all be irl comic relief characters at worst.

But no, we live in hellworld so I have to see these dipshits Mister Magoo their way to victory by pure dumb luck time and time again.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

I was hoping he got liquidated another way :(

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

I would also accept "vaporized"

[-] miz@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago
[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 23 points 2 months ago

I don't understand these words in this context. Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[-] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 24 points 2 months ago

Its a bad thing. It means his trades went the other way (a LONG is 'betting' the price goes up, a SHORT is 'betting' the price goes down). Depending on the trade type it can reach a certain level and its automatically closed and you lose it all (that's being LIQUIDATED)

[-] Maturin@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

So he bought on margin and got margin called and liquidated 84 different times? Who would even lend to him at this point?

[-] HeneryHawk@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

I'm assuming things a little but looks like he's opened a long with a hefty enough leverage judging by the open and close price

Grifters like Andrew Taint always have people willing to fund them

[-] btbt@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And here I was thinking he got the meltification treatment like that one guy in the first X Men movie, but I guess this works too

[-] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

That's why you don't fuck with the liquid

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

In the Middle East we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals!

[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Cobratate

doggirl-smug Liquid Snake

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Andrew Tate has now been liquidated 84 times

timmy-pray

[-] Clippy@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

man straight up whipped out a phonebook and cleared the whole page to make sure.

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Is he having worst result than pure randomness? That'd be hilarious

[-] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

So...money laundering?

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Who the fuck bets long term on Crypto? Isn't the point to short and cash out

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