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    [–] 266 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Men will say anything to avoid admitting they're bad at sex.

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    [–] 220 points 11 months ago (10 children)

    Isn't this basically trying to roll back women's position in society from people to baby makers?

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    [–] 158 points 10 months ago (20 children)

    If you're having sex with a woman, you're having sex with someone that likes dick. People who like dick are gay. Having sex with a gay person makes you gay.

    Checkmate libtards.

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  • [–] 42 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    Now I have to tell my wife I've been gay all these years.

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    [–] 144 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Pretty funny i found this post right on top of another and they pair pretty well

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  • [–] 117 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    The whole party is stuck in the closet terrified to come out

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    [–] 92 points 11 months ago (8 children)

    I bet, the next thing he said was "Dominating another guy is alpha male behaviour".

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    [–] 71 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    Who is Luke moody and why would anyone listen to that garbage of a human being?

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    [–] 65 points 10 months ago (14 children)

    Can you imagine being a woman choosing to fuck a Republican?

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    [–] 59 points 11 months ago (5 children)

    It is gay to make your wife's pussy wet?

    She has to be in pain otherwise you're a fag that has feelings.

    Insanity.

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    [–] 53 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    It's really sad to see what Donald has done to people's brains. Enjoying good sex with one's wife is now checks notes gay, and raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    It’s really sad to see what Donald has done to people’s brains.

    This isn't Trump. This is standard conservative brainworms going back to the Limbaugh Era and before. Just textbook Protestant-flavored Homophobic Misogyny. Dig through James Dobson's prodigious backlog of public brainfarts or poke around in the Joe Pyne archives, you'll find similar sentiments and commentary.

    Enjoying good sex with one’s wife is now checks notes gay

    Anything that gives a person undeserved pleasure is sinful. And the Protestant Work Ethic teaches us that only productive economy-stimulating labor is a worthwhile pursuit. Sex is a job, not a hobby. You do it to make the babies, not to experience any kind of corporeal pleasure.

    raping children on an island is checks notes Ephebophilia

    That falls under the "Very Rich Guy's Addendum" to the Protestant Work Ethic. If you're rich, it proves you worked harder than everyone else and none of the working class rules apply.

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    [–] 49 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    These guys just need to stick with toys and leave women out of it.

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  • [–] 47 points 10 months ago

    Who's this dude and why should we care.

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  • [–] 44 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    Remember guys, if you don't get her pregnant every single time you have sex then you're gay.

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  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago

    Turns out gay sex is the best sex! πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘©πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨

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    [–] 42 points 10 months ago (5 children)

    And these people wonder why girls hate their guts.

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    [–] 42 points 10 months ago (7 children)

    In summary, he has never given her an orgasm.

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    [–] 39 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He has massive closet energy

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    [–] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    And MAGA men find it weird women don’t want to date them.

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    [–] 35 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Venn with the Taliban is growing.

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    [–] 31 points 10 months ago

    I'm have that kind of gay sex with his wife if she's up for it. I hope the gays cheer me on when we do it too

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  • [–] 29 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Like this man ever gave his wife an orgasm.

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    [–] 29 points 10 months ago

    So, a man having sex with a woman is gay…

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago

    The Manosphere discovering higher order dimensions in order to twist themselves up into even more complex coping mechanisms.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago

    Using the Grindr account to avoid having to have gay sex with his wife.

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Anyone working that hard to prove to the world (which didn't ask) that they aren't gay, is gay.

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    [+] 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Sometimes I gotta be really thankful that if it wasn't for dudes like this, women's standards wouldn't be low enough for me to get laid

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    Sounds like an excuse not to have sex with a woman. Turns out a lot of these Republicans with weird hangups would rather bang their homies on the dl.

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