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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Philosoraptor@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Busy day at the consent factory.

Deploying military power to advance the cause of democracy abroad

That's what you call murdering millions of civilians when you're a paragon of journalistic integrity!

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 52 points 3 months ago

Man, the world must be such a rosy place when you never consider the consequences of one's actions. Like:

deploying military power: which not only led to countless innocent victims, atrocities and war crimes, but were also complete failures
championing a robust economy: which led to one of the worst financial collapses in history
strengthening the powers of the presidency: which led to our current fascist predicament

Yeah, thanks, Dick amerikkka-clap

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 49 points 3 months ago

Lost Cause-level hagiography, good lord. "A consummate Virginian, Robert E. Lee was an architect and executor of President Davis's major initiatives: deploying military power to advance the cause of states' rights, championing plantation ownership at home, and strengthening the powers of a noble aristocracy that, as both men saw it, had been unjustifiably restrained by Congress and the North in the aftermath of an election won by busybodies and meddlers who wanted to interfere with Southern landowners' god-given rights."

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Okay but this is basically what happened in the decades following the Civil War lol

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

And beyond! I grew up around libertarians who thought that Lincoln's suspension of habeas corpus was the real crime.

The old joke of "The South never surrendered! That scoundrel Grant stole his sword and Lee was too much of a gentleman to ask for it back!" isn't officially taken literally but, well, Stone Mountain still has that relief sculpture.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 46 points 3 months ago

Dick Cheney should've been given a Nuremberg necktie over 20 years ago

Him being permitted the grace to die of natural causes is perhaps the best indicator of the monstrosity of the West

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago

Look at my country, my ass getting the fourth reich.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

a Nuremberg necktie over 20 years ago

*Colombian would fit better on him tbh imho

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Look, first off, I know that fedposting is banned here, but the guy's in the grave, so this ain't much of an actionable threat to begin with it. Second, it's a opinion, not an order.

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Reported for harassment 👍

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago

Deploying military power to advance the cause of democracy abroad

Nice! So when they voted for the troops to leave (twice), we respected their democratic wishes right?

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

Also when we elected gore in 2000 abd the entire world protested that war and...

Well at least those places are functioning democracies today.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Deploying military power to advance the cause of democracy abroad

:9/11: :second-plane:

:mission-accomplished-1::mission-accomplished-2: :mission-accomplished:

:this-will-have-consequences: :no-it-wont:

:frothingfash: :sit-back-and-enjoy:

championing tax cuts and a robust economy at home

:porky-scared-flipped: :stonks-down: :fool-me-once:

:porky-happy: :brrrrrrrrrrrr: :obama-socialism:

strengthening the powers of a presidency [...] unjustifiably restrained by congress and the courts [...]

:amerikkka: :thicc-trump: :around-the-cape: :the-republican: :porky-scared:

Busy day at the consent factory.

:astronaut-2: :astronaut-1: :powell-propaganda:

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

Yeah thank god he strengthened the powers of the presidency. That's really useful right now.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

What a terrible loss for the world!

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 24 points 3 months ago

calibrate your expectations of new york crimes further, what can i say, that's less fawning than i expected

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 21 points 3 months ago

Absolutely wild to dress him up as if he didn't spearhead 2 sperate Vietnam level quagmires and destroy the global economy after 8 years in office.

Do you think Harris is going to get an invite to the funeral?

[-] jack@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Do you think Harris is going to get an invite to the funeral?

she'll probably give the eulogy and use it to announce her presidential campaign

[-] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago
[-] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And he didn't just murder the innocent civilians for gits and shiggles, mind you, he had a map of Iraqi oil fields and the Western companies he wanted to assign to them in his office.

"no blood for oil" was an anti war slogan that simplified a lot of things, but that doesn't mean it wasn't right on the money.

[-] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 months ago

It's this real? That's insane.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

It's real! Just uncritically accepting the "pure motives" of one of the worst war criminals of his generation. That's high quality journalism!

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No, it's 'the new York times'. Dont eat the ~~onion~~ apple.

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

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[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

You don't have to suck his dick just because he's dead.

In fact I might even call that necrophilia.

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