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submitted 6 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.

[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 points 6 months ago

Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Cheaper than Ozempic

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

Whe you ring his bell a bear head drops from the ceiling

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 6 months ago

The guy in the center is wearing the scariest mask, 10/10!

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025

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