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RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
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Probably tainted with tape worms, you know, to make the kids healthy.
Of course it comes with tape worms, that’s where the flavor comes from. Glands are blands.
Cheaper than Ozempic