The prodigal son returns!

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[–] 63 points 1 year ago (9 children)

And now all the normies who were threatening to boycott Disney will sign back up for their slop chutes

Nature is healing

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    The same day that the new mandolorian and grogu trailer dropped! Wow! What a coincidence!

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Remember baby Yoda?

    Of course you do, buy some more shit you dum-dums!

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    trump rolls worst fascist cultural purge ever, asked to leave

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  • [–] 52 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    American treatlerites continue their holy war for treats, instead of solidarity

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Libs: Genocide happening, I sleep, but when their treats are threatened, that's when the gloves come off!

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's both hilarious and depressing to witness all the libs and self-proclaimed leftists celebrate and pat themselves on the back on Mastodon right now. Some are even posting how Disney will still not get them back, because they have now seen their true colours. I mean, interesting red line. I sure thought that would have come sooner.

    Wow, amazing activism. Activism that achieved to get the status quo back. Great.

    Voting with the wallet, got Jimmy Kimmel. Great success.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    Amazing how the focus is on a wealthy media personality who, even if he were fired, would still be able to lead a life of luxury unimaginable to the vast majority of people, and not on the scores of minimum wage workers who have had their livelihoods destroyed for not sieg-heiling

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago

    Thank goodness, now I can go back to being upset that this unfunny joker has a job

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    and now every lib renews their harry potter subscription.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago (1 child)
  • [–] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (21 children)

    Stuff like this is why I’m not entirely convinced “last elections ever” and “gas chambers in alligator Alcatraz” are likely to happen. They can’t even fully commit to shutting down media opposition, although owning all major media both old and new is a concerning start.

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

    Stuff like this is why I’m not entirely convinced “last elections ever” and “gas chambers in alligator Alcatraz” are unlikely to happen

    People love minimizing the antiimmigration violence happening in this country when it’s the chuds in power. They increased the ICE budget by, like, 300%. Iiirc it has a higher budget than the FBI, NSA, and CIA.

    That money is not going to just sit there. If they don’t use it now, in the next 4 years, don’t worry, it’ll be the dems using and that’s when we’ll really start talking about it I guess

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I'd like to be optimistic, but it's also still year one and the shit that is happening is still laying the groundwork for far more horrific shit. They don't need gas chambers for people to be killed. And apparently theres a big chunk of people missing from the Florida concentration camp, for example. Not to mention the folks in camps that get sick and fucked up when Covid makes its way through them.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    I think maybe what will save the USA from getting to gas chambers and roving death squads (if that's how it plays out) is that all of this flooding the zone and accelerationism that they are doing to overwhelm the opposition and the media is also overwhelming their own ability to respond.

    He wants to force the South Koreans into an unequal treaty but the deportation ramp up and lack of interagency coordination handed them a perfect reason to stall. He wants to ramp up weapon production but the trade war has choked off the defense industry's access to rare earths and other manufacturing inputs. He wants to ethnically cleanse Gaza and turn a profit on it but he keeps getting distracted by NATO very obviously losing the war in Ukraine. He wants a strong dollar and low interest rates, which are well known to be economic opposites. They barely even got any juice out of Charlie Kirk, and we all saw how hard they tried to wring it from his still-warm corpse

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  • [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    barely even got any juice out of Charlie Kirk

    well yeah, most of it had already gushed out of him within seconds

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Idk, I think you may be mistaken if you think that what Trump is doing in the moment is ultimately what he wants. It's like that old adage, about it not being about the destination but the journey. Him and his allies are ripping the copper out of the walls with every chaotic event that takes place. Like with the Tariff shit; a couple months ago he was openly talking about someone making money in the market off his announcements. Just the other day he was talking about how much profit was made from selling US weapons to Ukraine. They're not turning the US isolationist, but they are isolating USians while knocking their feet out from under them. The goal is not to make america strong, it's to make the the US working class weak and vulnerable while him and his class re-establish themselves as whatever they envision modern day slaveholders to be, whether it be warlords or feudal type shit. Him and his ilk have no allegiance to the country itself, it's just another global market to be shoved back under the boot of global capitalism.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago

    Damn this sucks, nothing ever happens

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  • [+] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
    [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Rustled as they may be, the twin Jimmies stand tall for another day

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  • [+] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 20 points 1 year ago

    Trump can't even do a proper purge.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Time for Jimmy to become the Avenging Son

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  • OK, but artists pulling out of Lilith Fair in protest of Disney suspending the former co-host of The Man Show is a top-tier bit that was not on my hellworld bingo card

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  • [+] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
    [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    He's gonna apologize to Kirk's ghost on air, isn't he?

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Tangential, but what is the consensus around here about Jimmy Kimmel? Is he just the typical vapid liberal host or is he more insidious than that? I know nothing about him other than that he was on that misogynist The Man Show a long time ago and that the few times I tried to watch him, he was not even a little bit amusing, just dull and totally lacking charisma. But my lib dad who also never watched him before now thinks he's this great comedian who speaks truth to power. 🙄

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