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submitted 4 months ago by RedWizard@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

The prodigal son returns!

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[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 63 points 4 months ago

And now all the normies who were threatening to boycott Disney will sign back up for their slop chutes

Nature is healing

[-] Crucible@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

The same day that the new mandolorian and grogu trailer dropped! Wow! What a coincidence!

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Remember baby Yoda?

Of course you do, buy some more shit you dum-dums!

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago

I LOVE GROGU MORE THAN MY NEWBORN SON isaac-pog

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

DiSSney should hire me, I just came up with Grogurt, a go-gurt type snack themed on grogu. I'll take my $250000 cheque please.

Edit: it's a thing already??? I'm sad and disappointed

[-] Dessa@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

It looks like shit. Sure as hell wont be worth movie prices, not that I would have gone either wy

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i don't pay for slop so ill watch it and not worry i helped their money or algorithm.

oh its a movie. well, it will be on streaming after like 2 weeks anyways.

[-] PurrLure@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Finally, after several long days my snout can descend into the rat feces! you-hear-about-video-games

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

I only pirate now, I am a festering blight eating away at black heart of modern media.

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[-] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 61 points 4 months ago

trump rolls worst fascist cultural purge ever, asked to leave

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago
[-] plinky@hexbear.net 52 points 4 months ago

American treatlerites continue their holy war for treats, instead of solidarity

[-] CommCat@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

Libs: Genocide happening, I sleep, but when their treats are threatened, that's when the gloves come off!

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

50% believe pisrael perpetrating genocide, but somehow that intersection with disney viewership (or any other bds target) is 0%. Very cool, solidarity from seppos as stellar as ever

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[-] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

They did it by cancelling their Disney+ subscriptions but can bother with BDS.

[-] StillNoLeftLeft@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago

It's both hilarious and depressing to witness all the libs and self-proclaimed leftists celebrate and pat themselves on the back on Mastodon right now. Some are even posting how Disney will still not get them back, because they have now seen their true colours. I mean, interesting red line. I sure thought that would have come sooner.

Wow, amazing activism. Activism that achieved to get the status quo back. Great.

Voting with the wallet, got Jimmy Kimmel. Great success.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Amazing how the focus is on a wealthy media personality who, even if he were fired, would still be able to lead a life of luxury unimaginable to the vast majority of people, and not on the scores of minimum wage workers who have had their livelihoods destroyed for not sieg-heiling

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago

Thank goodness, now I can go back to being upset that this unfunny joker has a job

[-] nothx@hexbear.net 42 points 4 months ago

and now every lib renews their harry potter subscription.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stuff like this is why I’m not entirely convinced “last elections ever” and “gas chambers in alligator Alcatraz” are likely to happen. They can’t even fully commit to shutting down media opposition, although owning all major media both old and new is a concerning start.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago

I'd like to be optimistic, but it's also still year one and the shit that is happening is still laying the groundwork for far more horrific shit. They don't need gas chambers for people to be killed. And apparently theres a big chunk of people missing from the Florida concentration camp, for example. Not to mention the folks in camps that get sick and fucked up when Covid makes its way through them.

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 26 points 4 months ago

I think maybe what will save the USA from getting to gas chambers and roving death squads (if that's how it plays out) is that all of this flooding the zone and accelerationism that they are doing to overwhelm the opposition and the media is also overwhelming their own ability to respond.

He wants to force the South Koreans into an unequal treaty but the deportation ramp up and lack of interagency coordination handed them a perfect reason to stall. He wants to ramp up weapon production but the trade war has choked off the defense industry's access to rare earths and other manufacturing inputs. He wants to ethnically cleanse Gaza and turn a profit on it but he keeps getting distracted by NATO very obviously losing the war in Ukraine. He wants a strong dollar and low interest rates, which are well known to be economic opposites. They barely even got any juice out of Charlie Kirk, and we all saw how hard they tried to wring it from his still-warm corpse

[-] miz@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

barely even got any juice out of Charlie Kirk

well yeah, most of it had already gushed out of him within seconds

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

This assassination really had the best memes

[-] miz@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago
[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Kirked up white boy throated with the sauce.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Idk, I think you may be mistaken if you think that what Trump is doing in the moment is ultimately what he wants. It's like that old adage, about it not being about the destination but the journey. Him and his allies are ripping the copper out of the walls with every chaotic event that takes place. Like with the Tariff shit; a couple months ago he was openly talking about someone making money in the market off his announcements. Just the other day he was talking about how much profit was made from selling US weapons to Ukraine. They're not turning the US isolationist, but they are isolating USians while knocking their feet out from under them. The goal is not to make america strong, it's to make the the US working class weak and vulnerable while him and his class re-establish themselves as whatever they envision modern day slaveholders to be, whether it be warlords or feudal type shit. Him and his ilk have no allegiance to the country itself, it's just another global market to be shoved back under the boot of global capitalism.

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[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Stuff like this is why I’m not entirely convinced “last elections ever” and “gas chambers in alligator Alcatraz” are unlikely to happen

People love minimizing the antiimmigration violence happening in this country when it’s the chuds in power. They increased the ICE budget by, like, 300%. Iiirc it has a higher budget than the FBI, NSA, and CIA.

That money is not going to just sit there. If they don’t use it now, in the next 4 years, don’t worry, it’ll be the dems using and that’s when we’ll really start talking about it I guess

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

higher budget than the FBI, NSA, and CIA

If my googling is right, it's a higher budget than the FBI and CIA's budget combined.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

ICE is going to start doing coups in Chicago

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

170bn is a huge amount of money

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

i find that woefully optimistic. It's been EIGHT MONTHS. THERE'S FORTY MONTHS LEFT.

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Yeah fwiw Trump is still the incompetent fascist.

[-] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 40 points 4 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

We can go back to brunch!

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 36 points 4 months ago

Damn this sucks, nothing ever happens

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

FUCK THIS DEAD FASCIST PODCASTER. HOLY FUCK.

They sure do talk about how great he was, but they never play any of his videos or any audio. Weird huh?

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 33 points 4 months ago

Rustled as they may be, the twin Jimmies stand tall for another day

[-] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago
[-] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Trump can't even do a proper purge.

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Time for Jimmy to become the Avenging Son

[-] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

OK, but artists pulling out of Lilith Fair in protest of Disney suspending the former co-host of The Man Show is a top-tier bit that was not on my hellworld bingo card

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is repubs testing to see how far they can go. Colbert is still out. They'll keep poking and proding locally. Around the globe? Impunity and genocide

[-] Dirt_Possum@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Tangential, but what is the consensus around here about Jimmy Kimmel? Is he just the typical vapid liberal host or is he more insidious than that? I know nothing about him other than that he was on that misogynist The Man Show a long time ago and that the few times I tried to watch him, he was not even a little bit amusing, just dull and totally lacking charisma. But my lib dad who also never watched him before now thinks he's this great comedian who speaks truth to power. 🙄

[-] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

he's not funny and did blackface.

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[-] KillSlaveOwners@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

He brought the hardcore band “Knocked Loose” on live television which was pretty fun, outside of that I have no opinions.

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[-] graymess@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

He's gonna apologize to Kirk's ghost on air, isn't he?

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