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[–] 76 points 11 months ago
[–] 61 points 11 months ago

prime spot for the usage of this awful meme

Nobody:

Israel: We did not kill Charlie Kirk!

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  • [–] 59 points 11 months ago

    People are asking a lot of questions already answered by my "Israel didn't kill Charlie Kirk" t-shirt.

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  • [–] 55 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    How often do countries deny responsibility for assassinations conducted halfway around the world?

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If Tuvalu had to claim they didn't dome JFK I'd be awfully suspicious

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago

    this would be an incredible bit

    Nick Mullen becomes foreign minister for a tiny county in the global south and they begin loudly and ostentatiously denying responsibility for every single assassination and terrorist attack that occurs worldwide

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  • [–] 52 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    The more times he repeats it, the more believable it gets

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  • [–] 43 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    So uhhh, does this mention that he led off with a Goebbels quote?

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  • [–] 42 points 11 months ago

    i had to cackle pretty hard when bibi left a message behind a lamp with a fake israeli flag.

    "we didnt kill CK" in front of an honest to god false flag lmao

    whoever is holding the lathe is really funny but this is hack shit. this is tom clancy level shlock. give me that thing you idiot.

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  • [–] 40 points 11 months ago

    You know... the first two times Netanyahu made a statement saying he didn't do it I believed him.

    This third time Netanyahu made a statement about not killing Chuckie K. is making me rethink my previous opinion.

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  • [–] 39 points 11 months ago

    what the hell

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  • [–] 37 points 11 months ago

    You know, I didn't think they did but now I'm starting to doubt that assumption.

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  • [–] 35 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    them putting out this video definitely makes me more inclined to believe they did something

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  • [+] 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Or they're panicking about a possible takeover of the GOP by the anti-Israeli nazi faction currently exploiting this and pushing conspiracy theories to make the dominant Christian-zionist faction as unpopular as possible. Some people on the anti-Zionist kinda-left like Blumenthal and Galloway are also pushing this theory to the point of saying bizarre shit like Kirk being "presidential", a possible future successor to Trump etc. It's ends justify the means opportunism.

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  • [+] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    GOP nazi infighting over conspiracy theories instead of focusing against trans people like the Christian faction initially wanted is epic and should not be messed with. At the same time though a possible takeover of the GOP by the nazi wing like Bannon etc may be way worse long term.

    The surreal irony is that Tyler was such a lukewarm wildcard that he may have huge negotiating power and regardless of his real motives, even with basic lawyer support he could threaten to publicly claim that he was a groyper or an Israeli asset in exchange for all sorts of stuff. He's already heading for the death penalty so what are they gonna do? Kill him earlier by suicide and convince everyone that it was really a conspiracy? He can even play dumb during the trial and do some tell all interview afterwards if he doesn't get a lighter sentence.

    So this may also be preemptive damage control by GOP pawns and Israel in case Tyler does one or the other, which also looks suspicious and "confirms" conspiracy theories. I love it.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago

    At the same time though a possible takeover of the GOP by the nazi wing like Bannon etc may be way worse long term.

    Idk, I think I take the Nazis over the Apocalypse Enjoyers. The Nazis want to live in a white ethnostate, the Christians want everyone on earth to die

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  • [–] 29 points 11 months ago

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago

    No one said you did, bro.

    Now I'm beginning to wonder why they doth protest so much

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  • [–] 24 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Israel is poking the bee hive. It might not be prudent of them but they caught the fascism tiger by the tail so they’re locked on this course for now.

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  • [+] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
    [–] 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    Man.... I found out yesterday that im only two degrees of separation from Bibi.

    I will not mention how or why publicly because it will dox me and that actually sucks because it's very fucking obvious upon hindsight.

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  • [–] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)
    1. Bibi
    2. Mossad Handler
    3. Feinsteins_Ghost
    4. Charlie Kirk
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  • [–] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Im really bummed.

    My fingers keeps typing shit and I keep reading it and I can't figure out how to be vague about it because if I explain any of it- the setting, the items that clued me in, or the context for being there I will absolutely give myself away. It is too specific in any context.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    If it makes you feel any better, anyone that'd met a national level politician is likely only one or few degrees separate from bibi as well. Like if I ever met one of my state's senators because they're running around trying to fish for votes in an election year, I myself would be officially one degree separate from bibi, and a whole lot of other people, just from that interaction.

    And if it's something more personal, just remember you're your own person

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago

    So they definitely killed him.

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    🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

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  • [–] 16 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    I wasn't even thinking Israel but now with the modern day Hitler making more noise about this + him being the first politician freak that tweeted about Charlie being shot (even before Trump), I wonder if they did it as some combination of strategy of tensions and Kirk doing something to piss off the zionist lobby.

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  • [+] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
    [–] 9 points 11 months ago*

    You know what? I believe ‘em.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago

    OHHHH WHAT I SAYYYY

    They totally did it.

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