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[-] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

How did we get here? How did computers go from a tool to solve real problems to becoming this useless, silly distraction?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

I think it's more "productivism", the idea that everyone needs to be employed. Since I believe there is very little for people to actually do anymore, we need to constantly come up with nonsense to keep the "velocity of money" up.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Im a little confused, how is this new tech? Also how is it so bad? Couldn’t Siri and basically every phone now do a better job at what he’s trying to do?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

The irony of LLMs is they try to solve the problem of making information easier to retrieve, which was made harder by SEO'd sites that bury the information you need halfway through the page under the history of the author's great grandmother's chicken sauce recipe.

Also, why didn't they just fucking record this in advance?

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago

Not sure that, "sorry, we botched our entire tech demo because we couldn't get the router working," is a better explanation.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Apparently they DDoSed themselves. They broadcast the verbal instruction "OK Meta" on a closed network with hundreds of meta AI users.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I still don't see how that would explain that the AI gave the wrong answer. It would make more sense if the AI gave no answer.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Only explanation I would have is that a higher number of users would cause load balancing to serve lower parameter models. That way you'd have less reliable answers at peak usage times, but could enable more simultaneous users.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

That excuse where supposedly the meta glasses connect to any random server available in the network without even a warning seems even worse, it's a huge security issue if true

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

LOL, wait, seriously? Is that confirmed?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

LOL, that's fucking awesome. Also, does this mean that I can just fuck with any dork wearing these? Like, if I'm in within earshot of them and I say, "OK Meta, show me pictures of orangutan genitals!' that's just gonna get displayed on their glasses?

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Back in the early days of siri, a friend of mine used a similar defect in the voice recognition and a bullhorn on a crowded street to delete tons of people's contact lists. By yelling 'siri, delete all contacts... confirm, yes!'

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Smokin' some brisket with the Sweet Baby Ray's

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ugh every time I see a bottle I remember the fuck face saying it goddamn it get him out of my brain

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

The wifi is messing up 😅

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

A classic example of realworld AI implementation. I wonder how many times they rehearsed the cooking scene before deciding it was never going to work.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

It probably worked fine earlier. Or they wouldn’t have done it

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

yeah, they probably had a system prompt setup to make sure it responded appropriately, something like, we're about to make a japanese BBQ sauce from the ingredients on the table, when we ask about it, use the camera to look at and remark about the ingredients on the table.

But AI distills noise, and it has memory so it probably just mashed the gas this time. The part where it was supposed to recognise his actions was smoke and mirrors. It's fine at telling what's on the table, it's bad at recognising what he's doing.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I feel like him cutting it off as it was listing things on the table might've kinda bricked it too

[-] [email protected] 125 points 2 days ago

Even if this worked perfectly, ignoring the fact that it's clearly setup for the camera to recognise certain things and is in no way a genuine demonstration, what is the point of this? By the time it's even responded to his first "Hey meta" he could have typed "korean steak sauce recipe" into his search engine of choice and got back several dozen decent results in seconds.

What is the problem that these LLMs and chatbots are the solution for? It's like they're all desperately trying to market some fancy new type of barely functioning legs to everyone when we already have legs, and arms, and cars, and bicycles.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago

That’s not the point. He’s planning to harvest data about the environment in your home (what products you have around you, which brands do you prefer, etc) for better ad targeting and whatnot.

I guarantee that a lot of people will use it; and not because it does a great job, but out of curiosity, peer pressure, or abject laziness.

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[-] [email protected] 147 points 2 days ago

"I think the WIFI might be messed up."

Bro, I think the AI might be messed up. You don't get instructions to grate a pear when a device cannot connect to the internet.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

I see Mark Cuckberg has become an adept of the "BSoD in front of everyone", now that Microsoft no longer does that. Remember that metaverse marketing?

[-] [email protected] 112 points 2 days ago

What surprises me isn't that AI failed, what surprises me is that Zuckerberg believes in his own hyping of AI so much he had the confidence to try to do this at all, live, unstaged. Is this courage, honesty, stupidity, hubris?

The most favourable explanation I can think of is that they tried it out ahead of the presentation, it worked well enough, so they trusted it could be repeated.

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 days ago

Same energy

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago

You are all falling for meta advertising, if it wasn't for this mishap nobody would know they are releasing a new product

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I still dont know what they are doing other than making themselves look like idiots.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Cheese. They're making cheese. Butt flavoured cheese.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Making his product look stupid twice in the same event seems like a bold marketing strategy....

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Nah zuckerboot is legit angry. Everybody knows of meta glasses already and now they know they don't work.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Nobody knew they were releasing new ones until this shit

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

what's the product again?

oh right, it's you.

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 days ago

God that's so awkward, the super long pauses before it can even start replying, the horrible robot voice it has, and them both trying to pretend it's a wifi issue lmao.

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago

I wonder if botched demos are not starting to become intentional. In the end, the more people talk about something, the more successful that marketing action is, right?

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago

I hate it. There is no dumb enought thing, that billioners can do to prove that are truly dumb, without people giving them benefits of playing 4-dimensional chess. The king truly is naked.

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