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[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I thought B was for Brian. Also, in light of certain things, I should clarify that I mean Thompson.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Why is this guy tweeting instead of being in prison already?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago

This gives me an idea for a children's alphabet book that'll get a lot of really angry reviews.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

โœจ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ๐ŸฆŠ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”๏ธ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‹๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿฉป๐ŸฅโœŠ๐Ÿฟ

Obviously I made some pretty bad choices here, blame the ๐Ÿฅƒ

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

I was thinking something more like:

A is for Adolf and he did it to himself,
B for Brian Thompson, killed by Santa's favorite elf,
C's a jerk, it's Charlie Kirk, hit in the neck before a slump,

That's as much as I've figured out so far though. Just have to find an illustrator willing to draw up a cartoon representation of Hitler's final painting in the bunker, Luigi sitting next to an elf with a candy cane pistol in Santa's sleigh, Charlie discussing gang violence for the last time, etc.

ABCs of Dead Evil Fascists, coming soon to a book-burning near you.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

The amount of free publicity that you would get from freaking out right wingers would be amazing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Not to mention the copies they'd buy just to set on fire. I'll play it up like it's horribly upsetting for as long as I can until the laughter breaks through.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Just like that time they all smashed their Keurigs, or burned shoes, or poured whiskey. Those corpos don't care, they already got your money.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Might have to put that project on the back burner to simmer for a while until news headlines provide me with enough material to fill in the other letters.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

You plain forgot poor โ€œEโ€! May I suggest ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I'll echo that! Thanks!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Sparkles, Clap, Facepalm, River, Firefox, Aggravated Assault, Fuck Box, Microsoft Support, Basement Dweller, Lies and Bullshit, Limewire, DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN, Leaves, Participation Award, moans, Syrup and Foreskin, Basement Dweller 2: Stranger Danger, God's Cum, Cougar, Generic Asian Guy, Everybody Hands Go Up (and they stay there [and they stay there, and they stay there; up down up down up down]), Adult Sadness and Acceptance, Bones ๐ŸŽบ, Parental Regret, Fisting

lgtm

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

If the list is alphabetical they are just on "K" last names. It's a long way to the Ts.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kirk

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Foxtrot Delta Tango

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐ŸฆŠ

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I don't understand why it's called phonetic. It's has nothing to do with phonetics.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

What would you call it instead?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The Alpha-bet

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

From Wikipedia article:

The International Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet or simply the Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet, commonly known as the NATO phonetic alphabet, is the most widely used set of clear-code words for communicating the letters of the Latin/Roman alphabet. Technically a radiotelephonic spelling alphabet, it goes by various names, including NATO spelling alphabet, ICAO phonetic alphabet, and ICAO spelling alphabet. The ITU phonetic alphabet and figure code is a rarely used variant that differs in the code words for digits.

Although spelling alphabets are commonly called "phonetic alphabets", they are not phonetic in the sense of phonetic transcription systems such as the International Phonetic Alphabet.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Does Tate mean like the list of doxx that Charlie's defenders are compiling?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

No no no, that is an open list to harass and kill people. His list is Secret list!!!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It goes to a different school in Canada, you wouldn't know it.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

๐ŸŽถ Foxtrot ๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถ Uniform ๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถ Charlie ๐ŸŽถ

๐ŸŽถ Kilo๐ŸŽถ

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