Republican says Charlie Kirk would have been Jesus' "13th disciple" (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

28 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 28 comments

sorted by: hot top new old

[-] [email protected] 51 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You know who believed in empathy? Jesus.

You know who would have given Charlie Kirk the side eye for saying it was a made up concept? Jesus.

You know who would have flipped a fucking table if he saw people profiting from his name while saying shit like "empathy is made up"? Jesus.

Would Jesus love Charlie Kirk? Of course, he loves everyone regardless of their sins.

Would Jesus have liked Charlie Kirk? That's very debatable. Prove me wrong 🙏

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

Kirk had a net worth of like 15 million. Jesus would not have liked him.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

Literal blasphemy. That should tell you all you need to know about these demons.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

"Good news, Judas. You're off the hook! We found a new guy to do it."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Imagine if you were a comedian, really committed to your bit, posing as maga long-term and rolling out a glorious burn linking kirk to judas and everyone just takes your statement at face value. Nehls is a misunderstood comedic genius!

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Republican shows that he has mental health issues.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

If Kirk were a disciple instead of selling him to the Romans they would have bussed in radicals to try to violently overturn the brown guy as son of god.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Laying it on with a fucking trowel, aren't they? Who's the 14th disciple, Goebbels?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

In other news, Republican is a stupid fucking asshole.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

What are grandiose delusions called when they're about someone else?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Reverse illusory superiority?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

I love it when the crazies don't read their own apocrypha.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not even in the Apocrypha, in Acts 12 they voted to replace Judas with Matthias. And then later in 1st Corinthians 15, Paul claimed to be an apostle. So, not even counting the apocrypha, at best Kirk would be the 15th.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nehls is such a clown

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

What is so ironic about that stupid pic + caption that I've seen so many idiots flaunting....that's a pic when he DID actually surrender, LOL.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Kirk would not have given up his worldly possessions to follow Jesus. He also would not have followed the other instructions.

Troy Nehls is an idiot who should be removed from office. All republicans should be removed from office.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Are these people just trying to 1-up each other with how hard they can suck a dead man off?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Can we get the Pope's word on this? This sounds like something you could be crucified for back in the day

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Fundies have nothing to do with the pope, and almost nothing to do with Christianity.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah and I'm Krishna

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Jesus would have flipped a table at him, no doubt. Then go chill with some prostitutes.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

He actually had 14 that were specifically mentioned by name in the Bible.

So, once again, the Christians* don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Or, as would be obvious to a real Christian -they are followers of the antichrist and blaspheming the name of Jesus with every act the claim to do in his name.

PS. I am of no religion or faith. I just like to read.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Some of them may have been known by more than one name. Like Simon who they called "Rock" (Peter).

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Yes. Those are one person.

There are 14 individual persons (some having different names, like Simon peter, Saul Paul) named by name (and an assumed number greater than that since the letters of the gospels specifically also mention 'and the rest of the apostles")

https://www.biblelists.com/apostles/

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Where did Hitler fit in? 14th?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I assume in Lucifer’s three mouths we’d then have Brutus, Cassius, and Charlie Kirk

[-] 1141kizzie 0 points 4 days ago

Why it is even honorary? Jesus teachings are garbage

[-] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

I this Jesus would have pulled the trigger.

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025

96 points (89.3% liked)

News

32375 readers

2859 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil

Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.

2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.

Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.

3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.

Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.

4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.

Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.

5. Only recent news is allowed.

Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.

6. All posts must be news articles.

No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.

7. No duplicate posts.

If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.

8. Misinformation is prohibited.

Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.

9. No link shorteners.

The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.

10. Don't copy entire article in your post body

For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]