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No thanks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

Cmon bro, just one more datum. That's all we need. One little piece of data and that's it. Cmon, please?

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 days ago

Lol they already know, man. They're just asking to make it feel like consent.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

Oh they for sure know. I can’t imagine using anything Facebook. Eww.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

it feels like sharing a needle on the streets...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sleazy guy at the bar says...

Edit: anyway, your birthday is 1 Jan 1970.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

Thank you for supplying your birthday, please upload a copy of three photographic government identification documents.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Damn, it would be cool to have been born at 0 Unix Time.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Statistically, there might be somebody. And there's a small crowd worth of people who possibly were, to within the minute.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

On average there are 4.3 births per second, I'm not sure how that compares to in 1970 but its probably still more than 1 so its quite likely someone was born exactly on unix time 0.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

This is like slashdot where people got so excited about a tree digit number.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

Please tell us your birthday

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

Please tell us your birthday

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Please let us your birthday

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Please tell us your birthday.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Please tell us your birthday.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Please tell us your birthday.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Please tell us your birthday

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Please tell us your birthday

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

I'll tell you someone else's birthday to make you shut up.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

February 30th, 1712

Fuckin Sweden, man....

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Honestly, it might not be a terrible idea to give them a bogus date, if you're concerned about privacy and want to encourage poisoning data that data-miners are using.

If they require some sort of actual validation, like an ID document, then I get you.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yep. My take is to always give some random data, if it isn't official stuff.
They sell/use that data to show you more convincing lies ("relevant ads")? Then there's no issue if you lie too.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Yeah, give a date you'll remember that isn't related to anything personal to you and yours. Something like April Fools, May the Fourth be with you, etc.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I remember reading someone on some service...maybe it was Steam?...saying that some wildly disproportionate percentage of their users had January 1 as their birthday. As in, people didn't even want to bother setting the month and day, which defaulted to January 1, just cranked the year back to whatever was required to avoid age-restriction hurdles.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

i have you know 1/1/1900 was a perfectly cromulent year for birthing gamers

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I wish they wrote down the date somewhere and don't ask me again (probably they don't want so don't need to bother with storing sensitive privacy data)

But I registered in 2008, at this point they can assume I'm at least 18, no?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Undecember, 32, 0 Anno Domini / Common Era

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Email is such a useless service nowadays unless you block 90%

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

don't give it out, use aliases when needed, switch from clear email providers who don't data mine it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I just make new emails for only that social media site

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'd respond with the Low Tier God meme

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

What happened to 19 Nov 2024?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Facebook/"Meta" account exists

Disgusting.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I finally got around to deleting my account. Put in the request a month ago, and today is the day that they said it would actually be deleted. Since they give a month just in case you wanna abort. Today is a good day, but I should have done it 5 years ago.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It should have been a long time ago yes- ??better half a decade late then never??

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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