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[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

Ha. Doesn’t matter. Stephen Miller is the man in charge now; he played Trump so well, and now he’s calling the shots. Trump is all but irrelevant now.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

This looks so fake if this was a real president with a brain. Instead this is a actual post from the bag of skin in the whitehouse.

He is such an embarassing crybaby. No other country is going to work with us and manufacturing is done in the US. He has ruined all our international relationships in less than 6 months and now is trying to gain them back by being an asshole?

Please someone, make it make sense.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Why would a company send people over to teach us how to do shit only to leave later on? Also why did you let ICE go after that Hyundai plant if t his was your goal...

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 days ago

"We welcome them" No we fucking didn't 😭 lmao wtf. Gaslighting.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 2 days ago

So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also today don't forget that they threatened to defund universities, the places who teach how to make things

Edit: defund instead of refund

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

“Defund”? Holy shit, they’re really completely fucking stupid haha.

And the best part is that we all know a tonne of people who have these views. We can pretend that these people are actually Russian spies or whatever but at some point we need to accept that Conservatives the world over genuinely are just stupid, angry, and short-sighted. It’s their entire MO.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs.

It's worse than this. We will steal your technology and cut you out of your business with our totally not idiocracy workforce, that must swear loyalty to the king to have their jobs. So fuck your business and trust in that our idiocracy will make your US operations execute as you hope.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

American Exceptionalism (Extra Racist Edition)

[-] [email protected] 156 points 3 days ago

He didn't write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don't even realize they botched the exact things they're talking about

[-] [email protected] 90 points 3 days ago

Yeah this isn't the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago

And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!

  • DJT
[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

This dude's brain is hamberder paste

[-] [email protected] 116 points 3 days ago

This is rich considering the ICE raids where people with visas to be here training Americans are being snatched up and "choosing" to go home instead of deal with the bullshit.

[-] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago

This is as close as he's going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl's got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won't throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

used to but forgot, but totally will be better once all knowledge has been extracted. plz stay and touch pp

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[-] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Yeah, trump didn't write that, no way in hell he did as he isn't capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

Nope, not him...

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You didn't even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn't write this.

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[-] [email protected] 97 points 3 days ago

“Disincentivize”?

Ghost writer.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

Charlie? Is that you?

Figured it wasn't Trump's writing, he thinks a semiconductor is some guy who yells "All aboard!" when it's time to mount a half-erect penis.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.

And said staffer is dumb enough to think it’s both grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I wonder who actually wrote this

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

It doesn't end with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!"

Definitely a ghost writer.

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[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago

I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies

Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Who wrote this? It certainly wasn't Trump

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

No caps? Which one is the act?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

He didn't write that. It's hilariously transparent when his staff is trying to write like him but can't quite dumb it down enough.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

CAPS LOCK is on the left side of the keyboard. So we can narrow down his recent stroke to the right side of his brain.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago

So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American "teachers" you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago

Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

Release the Epstein files, rapist.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago
[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago

That is way too coherent to be Trump.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

That's way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

"Train your replacement" USA edition.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Well if you want to do that then you need to stop the things you’re doing contrary to that 🤣

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

Absolutely zero chance in Hell Trump himself wrote that.

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