I bet Xi instructed Putin to request the secrets from Trump
Imagine thinking Trump could comprehend let alone retain and eventually share technical information.
The Iron Dome- it's not really a dome, a lot of people don't know that, but that's what they call it: Iron Dome. And it's a really terrific dome if you ask me. We don't have a dome but we're gonna have a wall, which is a lot better than a dome 
Trump is more of a daytime tv viewer than a war thunder player
There would be some humor to be had if the war thunder leaks somehow lead to the bypassing of the iron dome.
Seriously lmao like Trump is giving details about flaws.
Trumps take away from the iron dome briefing was probably that it's a literal giant dome so rockets can't hit anything under it.
Trump Keeps Saying the F-35 Is Invisible
also wanted to nuke a hurricane
"I have placed information vital to the survival of Hamas into the memory systems of this R2 unit... Help me Vladimir Putin, you're my only hope."
GOOD post
someone needs to deepfake this right the fuck now
Russiagate melted liberals brains
Very deliberately so, yes
this is like that game where you see how many wikipedia links you need to click to get to hitler
I heard China and DPRK were involved too, just every bad country is in on it
Deep in my bones I just know somehow Cuba is behind this.
Everyone forget that Hussein was POTUS for 8 years.
New axis of evil™ just dropped
Don't forget Venezuela
Trump told them the one secret that holds the key to Iron Dome; One Iron Dome interceptor missile costs like 100,000$ but they still have to shoot it at the rocket you made out of 20$ of drain pipe and fertilizer.
Comrade Trump playing 4d chess, love how both libs and chuds agree on this now
It's weird how liberals are aware of the whole "the enemy is simultaneouly strong and weak" aspect of fascism and then turn around and talk about how the dumbest motherfucker in a Florida retirement community outsmarted multiple countries state department.
They can’t stand the idea of the global south having any degree of agency, inventiveness, or autonomy.
Spinning the giant wheel of countries for a dying empire and it's vassal state to launch one more genocidal boondoggle war against, Iran, China, Russia, let's go!
Natsec ghouls be like:
🎵 Wheel of Immorality turn, turn, turn
teach us the country(s) that we should burn 🎵
Don't forget were being extra cruel to Venezuelans again to gin up support.
There's a dang cheeto paramotoring into occupied Palestine
Liberal foreign policy is just them coping with 2016 more than half a decade later.
I don't think Donald Trump knows how to get past the iron dome I think if you explained it to him he wouldn't get it
If Putin relied on Trump to deliver sensitive information, he'd be an even bigger moron than Trump.
The last few days have done so much psychic damage to me goddamn
I feel like just as soon as libs are starting to get on board with some more leftist thinking, something like this comes around and erases all of the progress, and then some
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
An orange spectre is haunting Israel.
No way did anyone actually tell Trump how to do it in the first place, though. He wouldn't have known.
yeah israel is evil not stupid
Last week they were blaming Russia for immigration from South America. It's just the new "you can't not support this" thought terminating cliche
Trump hid the plans in R2-D2, were these guys not paying any attention?
Listen, folks. The Death Star... it's no good. No good, folks. Enough firepower to destroy an entire planet, unbelievable. The power, believe me. But my best advisor, he said "sir, sir, we have the secret plans to that new battlestation." And you know what I told him? Hope. That's hope, folks. Beautiful hope. 
And this new contract we got with Incom, the T-65 X-Wing? It's invisible to space radar, folks. Simply the best. The Empire doesn't consider a small one-man fighter isn't any threat, or they'd have a tighter defense. We're going to take those snub fighters to the weak point, and we're going to win, folks. 
May the Force be with you all, especially the losers and haters, during this big beautiful Battle of Yavin. I recognized Grand Moff Tarkin's foul stench during my corrupt show trial. Disgraceful. He can't help that he's fucked up! 
What if instead of Thom Hartmann it was Die-Hardman and this tweet was confusing but way more based?
lmao if that were true, it would be the funniest thing Trump's ever done
if we want to go all conspiracy brained about this, I think this twitter post is way more interesting than that liberal nonsense
We love our brave, brave Palestinian martyrs, don't we folks? 
It's true, I can read Trump's lips from that photo
Israel has hypnotized the world.
hypnotized?
Average Liberal: Palestine bad cuss Trump bad!
Average Leftist: Please shut the fuck up...
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