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[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 58 points 4 months ago

What are the other 2 words?

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 120 points 4 months ago
[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 80 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ Oh yeah I'll try this in the next argument with my girlfriend, thanks science

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 57 points 4 months ago

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

[-] waz@feddit.uk 35 points 4 months ago

Who lit the fuse on your tampon? Always helps I find.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?"

gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival

edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Brb needed a breakup line, thanks

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 16 points 4 months ago

"Egghead neuroscientist grandma" feels like it would disarm me.

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

What do I say if it's my actual grandma insulting me (she is really harsh with the slurs).

My grandmother was like that. She literally left me the stick my grandfather used to beat my dad his and brothers.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 13 points 4 months ago

I donโ€™t know. My grandma was jacked. She was a rather imposing figure.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

sounds like she needs to calm down a little

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago

Well at least they didn't call him Grandma Burnett. That would be so awkward.

[-] NKBTN@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago

Egghead? Back in my day they called them "boffins"

[-] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

Is it "Good day, sir!"?

this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2025
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